• There once was a man named Jake

    And one day he took his shovel and rake

    And planted in the earth what would be

    A pair of flying potatoes, see?

    Some thought he was crazy,

    Others just on drugs.

    But nobody could separate him,

    from his magic spuds.



    Chorus: Flying potatoes! Flying potatoes!

    Is there anything more strange?

    Than flying potatoes! Flying potatoes!

    The spuds have gone insane!

    Flying potatoes! Flying potatoes!

    There's nothing we can do,

    But make sure you don't eat them or you'll catch yourself a flu!



    He went down to the county fair so everyone could see,

    that in this current world of his he wasn't so crazy.

    And as the curtains parted the county first prize winner was shown.

    The miraculous flying potatoes that proud ol' Jake had grown.

    But the bad things that would happen, if only they had known!



    (chorus)



    Now the potatoes were afraid, of always being eaten.

    And because of all the humans, they wanted to get even.

    This isn't for the faint of heart but next time you go in the street,

    keep in mind to, look behind you

    and stay on your feet.

    Because the flying potatoes can be lurking in the dark,

    waiting to eat you so you'd take my advice if you were smart!



    (Chorus 2x)
    dramallama