• -HOW COME WHEN I OPENED A CANDY THAT WAS IN MY EASTER EGG, IT WA JUST A LONG BALLOON?

    - HUNNY, WE RAN OUT OF CHOCOLATE, SHOULD I JUST USE PLAN S SO WE COULD GET THE REST OF THE EGGS FILED UP?

    -HEY, GUESS WHAT! THE OTHER DAY, MY DAD WAS GETTING READY TO PRETEND TO GET INTO HIS RABBIT SUIT, WHEN HE TOOK OUT SOME FLOUR AND POURED IT ALL OVER HIMSELF! BUT THE WEIRD THINGS IS THAT AFTERWARDS, ALL THE KIDS STARTED TALKING ALL FUNNY LIKE, AND SOME OF THE PARENTS WERE ALL TALKING LIKE THEY WHERENT REALLY IN PUBLIC AND STUFF. I THINK MY MOMS GONNA SUE THE FLOUR COMPANY THAT GAVE IT TO US...

    -YOU: HEY DAD! LOOKED AT THING AWSOME EGG THIS MAN HELPED ME FIND! INSIDE, IT HAD THAT AWSOME FUN DIP POWERED, BUT IT WAS WHITE! THE GUY SAID THAT IT WAS A SPECIAL KIND OF FUN DIP THATS NOT IN STORES YET!

    -HEY...DID YOU EVER THINK THAT A REALLY HIGH GUY JUSY MADE UP THE EASTER BUNNY?

    -HOW EVER SAID THAT USING A GOLF COURSE ON 1/2 OFF DAY AS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR AN EASTER HUNT WAS CRAZY! ITS PERFECT! WE JUST NEED TO TRY AND THINK OF A WAY TO GET THE BALLS TO STOP HURTING THE KIDS NEXT YEAR...

    -HEY! LOOK! THERES A COUPLE OF EGGS IN THAT MANS PANTS! GET'EM!!!

    - MOMMY, IS IT TRUE THAT DADDY HAS A LITTLE BUNNY RUSTLING IN HIS PANTS SOMETIMES?

    -DADDY. HOW COME MOMMY LIKES IT WHEN THE LITTLE BUNNY IN YOUR PANTS JUMPS IN BETWEEN HER PANTS?

    -DAD, HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING LITTLE KIDS THAT YOUR HIDING A BUNNY IN YOUR PANTS!?

    -OMG! DADDY, DONT HURT THE POOR LITTLE BUNNY!

    -PAPA, CAN I PET THE LITTLE BUNNY?

    -MOMMY, MOMMY! THE OTHER DAY I SAW THIS REALLY PRETY GIRL IN MY CLASS, AND THEN A BUNNY POPPED OUT OF MY PANTS,BUT WHEN I WENT TO THE BATHRROM TO LOT AT IT, NOTHING WAS THERE...

    -HUNY, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE EASTER BUNNY IS WHITE BECAUSE HE DOES DRUGS?

    -WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA HAVE A BUNNY JUST LIKE DADDY!

    - REMEMBER CHILDEREN, IF THE EASTER BUNNY DOESNT GIVE YOU EGGS FILLED WITH CANDY THIS YEAR, BE SURE THAT YOUR DOORS ARE LOCKED SAFELY, THE WINDOWS ARE CLOSED, AND YOU HAVE AIR FREASHINERS PLACED IN EVERY CORNER OF YOUR ROOM.

    -UMM...THE EATER BUNNY IS SCARY...HE STORE MY...VIR....VIR...VIRGIN OLIVE OIL LAST YEAR!!!