First waltz down Wall Street.
Make friends with the bankrupt and crusade for animal rights.
Keep your money from the stock market; instead spend it on the little things like porn.
Go left at the Conservatives and laugh at their elephant.
Go straight past the pro-lifers and their rants against birth control and choice.
Go past the church with anti-homosexual signs and their damning preachers.
You are there.
There where the scent of tarnished morals burn your nose.
There where feminists scream for their rights.
There where non-believers hang in the square.
To get to Hell,
Think of Sex for recreation.
Think of Sin as a sport.
Think of all the things you shouldn’t.
Just be yourself and you’ll get there just fine.
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