• I tripped and I fell on the knitted rug,
    And I burned my hand in the coffee mug,
    I closed the window on my tainted hands,
    And I can't seem to find any rubber bands.
    I spilled kethup on my favorite shirt,
    Tripped over a plant and fell in the dirt.
    Dropped my keys in the trash compactor,
    Sure I seem like a great actor,
    This day's been anything but fake,
    I can't wait for the mess tomorrow will make.