• She was the richest Gaian,
    but she lost all her wealth,
    she did not give to charity,
    but only to herself,
    but every day a single thought,
    did cause her to tear up,
    so she went and spent all her money,
    on pancakes and maple syrup,
    each pancake was dressed in a syrup gown,
    oh, how she loved to smother it!
    Then she grew so fat her house fell down,
    her insurence wouldn't cover it,
    so she rode off to adventure,
    but the horse fell underneath,
    so she decide to walk on foot,
    but couldn't stand the heat,
    and every day and every night,
    she loved to stuff her face,
    until she finaly exploded,
    and pancakes rained down every place!