• there was a boy named santa, who started shaving when he was 3, but stopped at 21, so he grew a long white beard.
    he had really sharp teeth so they called him santa claus.
    one day he went to never land and kidnapped some dwafs and tinkerbell. he saw some reigndeers and took them aswell.
    he chopped tinkerbell into seven pieces and fed them to the reigndeers so they could fly.
    but tinkerbell's blood got on one of the reigndeers noses and wouldnt come off, so it was stuck there.

    now you know, the dwafs turned into the elves..
    the reigndeer with blood on his nose was tinkerbell
    and santa was santa claus