• (To the tune of "Joy To The World" wink
    Joy to the world that Barney's dead, We cut off his head,
    (Fast)
    Don't worry 'bout the body, be flushed it down the potty, round and round it goes, round and round it goes, We found him in the sewer next to some cow manure and boy did it stink, boy did it stink, We fed him to the sharks to tear off his parts and boy did he scream and boy did he scream! This is short and funny! (If you like Barney i'm so sorry but this will happen)