• i run down the hall with a flash
    ignoring my parents down the stairs i dash

    i skid to a stop and come to a tree decked out in gold, green, and red
    the gifts beneath reaching past my head

    I turn to my stocking all hung there with care
    and see something that gives me a scare

    Just past the candy and before the gum
    is a black lump of coal that makes this day very irksome

    but then to my happiness i see the sock is not my own
    and my sister from the steps lets out a huge groan

    i begin to laugh and dance as i see
    the gifts are all adressed to me

    thank you santa where ever you are
    next year i'll leave you a nice cigar

    here i will wait for you next year
    to the good list i will adhere



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