• There once was a crazy guy,
    everday he would sit and cry,

    He is a little shy,
    til he hears the word pie,

    His eye would start to twitch,
    and everytime you walk past him he would flinch,

    He would ask people for chocolate pie,
    and the words they say were a lie,

    They say "ya.I'll give u some",
    but instead he got chocolate gum,

    The death of him was pretty sad,
    but he laid there closes eyes and glad,

    He was finally able to have some chocolate pie,
    even though he choked on it and died.