• A hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and sits down
    A white man behind him turns around and says "no colored allowed"
    The spanish man stands up and says "Listen pendejo,
    when I was born, I was BROWN
    when I grew up I was BROWN
    when I go in the sun I stay BROWN
    when I get cold I'm still BROWN
    and when I die, I'll be BROWN
    but you pendejo
    when you were born you were PINK
    when you grew up you were WHITE
    when you go in the sun you turn RED
    when you get cold you turn BLUE
    and when you die you'll be PURPLE
    and you have the nerve to call me colored"