• WHY IS IT
    A man wakes up after sleeping
    under an ADVERTISED blanket
    on a ADVERTISED mattress
    and pulls off ADVERTISED pajamas
    bathes in an ADVERTISED shower
    shaves with an ADVERTISED razor
    brushes his teeth
    with ADVERTISED toothpaste
    washes with ADVERTISED soap
    puts on ADVERTISED clothes
    drinks a cup
    of ADVERTISED coffee
    drives to work
    in an ADVERTISED car
    and then . . . .
    refuses to ADVERTISE
    believing it doesn't pay
    Later if business is poor
    he ADVERTISES it for sale.

    WHY IS IT?