• I'm going to a party
    so I can't be lonely,
    when I already came
    all people is weird and not the same,
    that's why all is weird in the party.

    There was a young lady named Hannah
    Who slipped on a peel of banana,
    More stars she espied
    As she lay on her side,
    Than are found in the star spangled banner.

    A certain young fellow named Beebee
    Wished to wed a lady named Phoebe,
    "But", He said "I must see"
    What the clerical fee
    Be before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee

    There was a young man so benighted
    He never knew when he was slighted,
    He could go to a party
    and eat just as hearty,
    As if he'd been really invited.

    There was a young lady named Lynn
    Who was so Excessively Thin,
    That when she essayed
    To drink lemonade,
    She slipped through the straw and fell in.

    The loneliness are gone
    the sadness are done,
    I used to smile
    because the people in the party