• At first I thought you were my milk and honey
    Now it's like "What the hell, dummy?!"
    Making this corny poem to vent what I feel
    Sorry sweetheart, I can't keep it real
    You were my first, at the age of seventeen
    How could it have been surreal?

    Yes,as a newbie to this I was left crying
    Now I know; I'm not hurting,
    Won't think of dying

    But next time I see you
    It'd be with voodoo dolls
    I surf on Gaia
    Of course I lost a few mar-balls!! rofl