• The Lazy, Unattractive and Smelly Boy named Blake Shaw wearing Pink, Plaid Short-Short's with Butterflies, and a tight white dress shirt with an open Collar and a Gold Chain hanging over his Hairy Chest walked Slowly, But Merrily, Even with his Limp. Swinging his Hips to an Unheard song by Liza Minelli down the Middle of the busy, Rain-soaked, Tree-lined, Suburban street like a Runaway Model.