• ]Our Funny Language heart

    We'll begin with box,the plural is boxes.

    But the plural of ox should be oxen not oxes.

    One fowl is goose,but two are called geese,

    Yet the plural of moose,is never meese.

    You may find a lone of mouse or a whole nest of mice.

    But the plural of house is houses not hice

    If the plural of man is always men

    Why shouldn't the plural pan be called pen?

    the cow in the plural may be called cows or kine,

    but a bow if repeated is never bine

    and he plural of vow is vows not vine

    and if i speak one foot and you show me two feet

    and if i give you a boot would a pair be called beet?

    if one tooth and a whole set are teeth

    why shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

    if the singular is this and the pluarl these

    should the plural of kiss even keese?

    we speek brother and also of brethren

    but imagine we say mother we never say mothren

    the masculine pronouns are he,his,him

    but imagine feminine she,shis,shim!

    so english,i think you will agree

    is the funniest language you ever did see biggrin


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