• I'm Jason. As in Jason Vorhees. I wear a hockey mask and slice peoples head off.

    So let me tell you a story. One day I was walking down a camp, ya' know? There was this guy. My natural instincts told me to slice this guys head off, but I felt very generous that day. I went to slice his legs off instead. Then he saw me with my machete. I FREAKED OUT LIKE OMG(Oh my gosh) OMG(Oh my gosh). He had a gun. I don't deal with people like 'dat, so I ran away into the shadows. This had never happened before. Back in the old days people would just let me kill them, but now. . I don't know what to do. I'm a human being too. I die from guns too, so WHY? Why point a gun at me. That just freaks the living crap out of me.

    I went back home to my mommy(who is dead). She always knows how to comfort me. A nice piping hot baked BRAINZ with a side of melted BLOOD always gets my mood up after a horrible day. Now you better not have any guns, because I'm going to go to your house and kill you with my machete, SO REMEMBER, no guns, just you and your defenseless hands.


    K Thx,
    Jason Vorhees<3