• I enjoy making up these storybook situations in my dreams, but they could never happen. Nothing ever happens like in stories. Because if they did, I would be living happily ever after by now. Obviously, I'm not. This is like happily never ever, ooh ooh or happily never after, and better yet, happily never gonna happen!!!

    If only things worked like that, then my prince charming could come and sweep me off my feet in the blink of an eye. Blink! NOTHING! It's a lie!

    Or i would have a fairy godmother to get me ready for the ball, you know, the magical one that people fall in love at. But yet, I don't see a fairy. That's because fairies aren't real! NO WAIT... TINKERBELL! I was only kidding! Oh well, she'll live with it (no pun intended).

    Then there's the dragon. It's there to protect you, but all it ends up doing is chasing away your prince. Until, that is, you find one willing to risk his life to save you. Then you run far away to somewhere you can be happy(in other words la la land). Like THAT happens.