• So my daughters birthday was coming up so I ordered her a Bakeneko Black and white cat. So the guy delivered it and I opened the box to make sure and this one had one eye and TWO TAILS! SO I told him. Umm...Wrong Order! And he looked at it and said Ahhh. I know exactly what the problem is. So he put a CANDY CANE STRIPED TIE around his neck. And I said Oh yeah now he looks just a little over FREAKY AS CRAP! So he said Hey you get what you order and so I gave the cat to my daughter and she loved it. That's right loved it. She was cuddling with it and it had this night spasm which took her eye right out and she screamed and cried and we took the cat to the Animal Shelter and demanded immediate euthanization. They said Sorry, but we don't do that. So we took the cat and our daughter to the hospital and she got a glass eye. We took the cat to a side of a cliff off in the middle of nowhere but none of us could kill it. So we let it go free because we all realized it needed to go home. Then when we got home we saw it there. Waiting at our front door. It was insane. And we told him get and he ran to the kids outside across the street and started throwing a fit! SO we looked at each other and discussed it. And as that famous person said in that famous thing "Well, I always wanted a one-eyed, tie-wearing, guard cat!"
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