• Do not disturb

    I am in La-La Land,

    The land full of brain-eating zombies

    And pretty pink prancing unicorns.

    I will not be returning from my

    Zoned-out state for quite a long time.

    If there is a very dire need to

    Bring me back to this world,

    Please wait until pigs sprout wings

    And begin to fly.

    Until then,

    I will not become aware of

    Your very existance