• Why Poo Smells...
    By I Am Captain Dave.

    This is the story of the humble beginnings of a young boy, who lived in the village of Loo. The boys name was Poo. Now, you may think Poo is not a very good name for a little boy, and that his parents must have been quite deranged, and liked to dangle their toothbrushes out of the window and make them jig about whenever people walked by.

    But they were not.

    Poo was simply named Poo because at the time this story takes place, people did not excrete, so poo had not been invented yet.

    And so Poo was born. he was a jolly child, and had many hobbies including:
    gold fishing;
    sock folding;
    computer hacking;
    paper colouring;
    and even shared his parents passion for toothbrush dangling.

    He was a wild maverick, who took every minute as it came, he seized every day, and never let a moment go to waste.

    until that fateful day. Poo's life turned to.. well.. poo. He was busy colouring in paper one day when his pencil snapped in two, and the impact as his hand hit his desk was such a shock that it broke his main toothbrush dangling finger. He was rushed to the hospital where many a Loo citizen gathered to see if the world's best gold fisher would make it.

    A few weeks later, Poo was out of hospital and ready to start his hobbies again. Until he attempted toothbrush dangling. He dropped many a toothbrush as a result of the accident, and he cried and moaned in sorrow. Poo vowed to one day take revenge on the world.

    Many years later, Poo had found a new hobby- Wizardry. He studied the worlds best wizards, from Harry Pooper to Merlin the Poogician, and then turned to the dark arts. In his younger years he had vowed to take revenge on the world, so he created a new substance. A substance that would take his name in years to come. The substance was... Poo. Poo made everyone have poo and made it smell.

    End.