• A bus carrying eight teenagers arrived at its destination: a small forest in a valley. The campground inlcuded a theater, a barn, three cabins, a mess hall, a motel room for some strange reason, and a boxing ring. Jesse Carr, the host, stood beside the bus as the door open. A boy wearing a pirate hat, a sweater, a pair of ripped jean, and a pair of sandals walked out of the bus first.

    "My name is Dustin!" the boy exclaimed excitedly. "I'm so happy to be here. Argh! Ahoy me matey! Where's the booty and where's me furner?"

    "Okay freak boy," Jesse said. "Just step aside."

    A girl dressed in a red blouse, a flower skirt, and a pair of red high heels came out of the bus.

    "Hey Sydney!" Jesse greeted. "Nice to meet you. Saw your video. Very scary."

    "Which part?" Sydney asked dully. "The one where I threathen to kill you if you won't pick me or the one where I threaten to lie to your mother that you drop out of college."

    "The college drop out one."

    Sydney stepped aside next to Dustin.

    "My name is Dustin, yes," Dustin said quickly. "People called me weird, yes. I don't think I'm weird, no. I think I'm insane, yes! I'm really insane, yes! Woohoo!"

    "Shut up," Sydney replied.

    The next person out of the bus was a really fat boy, followed by a beautiful young girl.

    "Paul and Cathy!" Jesse greeted. "Nice to meet you two."

    "Awesome!" Paul shouted. "This is my second time going to camp. My very first camp experience didn't go too well. I got attack by koalas! There aren't any killer koalas here right?"

    Paul and Cathy stepped aside from the bus door. A big, muscular boy came out next.

    "Hey Jesse," the boy said.

    "Welcome to Camp Uhhhh, Harrison," Jesse greeted.

    The next person out of the bus was a girl with braces, glasses, pimples, an afro, and is wearing a striped t-shirt with a white capri short.

    "Hello Carmen," Jesse greeted.

    "Hi Jesse," Carmen replied.

    Carmen stepped aside and moved next to Harrison.

    "My name is Carmen," Carmen said. "I like cars and men. What about yours?"

    "My name is Chickengirl," Harrison said. "I like chickens and girls."

    "I thought your name was Harrison."

    "It is? Since when? I thought my name was Jesse."

    "No it isn't," Jesse disagreed as two people came out of the bus. Jesse turned around to meet a boy wearing a white t-shirt with blue jeans and a girl wearing a sleeveless shirt and khaki shorts. "Good afternoon Max and Kimberly. Well that seem to be everyone."

    "Hello everyone!" Kimberly shouted.

    "Alright," Jesse said, "let's get to our first challenge. After that, I can show you around this place."

    Jesse lead the entire group to the boxing ring.

    "This challenge is simple. Whoever can survive in the ring the longest win."

    "So who are we fighting, Muhammad Ali?" Kimberly joked.

    "Nope. You'll be fighting with the kangaroo, Jack!"

    A kangaroo jumped onto the ring.

    "Max, you're first."

    "A kangaroo?" Max said as he entered the ring. "I can't fight a kangaroo. It look so-"

    The kangaroo kicked Max out of the ring.

    "What a failure," Jesse said. "You loss in less than a second! Haha! Dustin!"

    Soon, Dustin got knocked out in three seconds.

    "Sydney!"

    Sydney's stares frighten the kangaroo away.

    "Harrison!"

    Harrison got kicked out of the ring in two seconds.

    "Carmen!"

    Carmen ran around the ring and accidentally fell out of it in fourty-two seconds.

    "Cathy!"

    Cathy refused to enter the ring.

    "Kimberly!"

    Kimberly also refused to enter the ring.

    "Paul!"

    Paul's fat protected him from the kangaroo's attacks.

    "All right then! Look like Sydney and Paul are the winner."

    After Jesse shown the contestants around camp, it was night time. They entered the mess hall, and Jesse stood on a table.

    "Alright!" Jesse started. "This is how voting work. The winners won't be eliminated, but they can still vote. In this case, it's Sydney and Paul."

    "Alright!" Paul exclaimed.

    "I'm so happy," Sydney said with a frown.

    "All of the losers," Jesse continued, "must vote who they want to be eliminated. Just grabbed a piece of paper over at the corner, write down the person's name you want out, and then put it into the box."

    All of the contestants does what Jesse instructed and put in their votes. After Jesse read the votes, he stood on top of the table again.

    "Look like the one staying here is..." Jesse said dramatically. "Sydney, Paul, Dustin, Max, Carmen, Harrison, and..."

    Kimberly and Cathy looked at each other with a nervous look.

    "...Kimberly!"

    "Yes!" Kimberly cheered.

    "You're eliminated!"

    "What?"

    Cathy cheered.

    "But how? I'm popular at where I was. How could I lose? Cathy didn't complete the challenge either."

    "Somehow, they all believe that popular people are all evil. Oh well. Just get onto the bus."

    Kimberly angrily walked out of the mess hall and onto the bus. All of the contestants waved goodbye as the bus drove away.

    "All right campers! Seven more days to go. Get a good sleep because this is only one of the sick, twisted challenges stored in plan for you. Good night!"

    "The kangaroo was so cute," Cathy said.

    "It was like the killer koalas but bigger and more evil!" Paul exclaimed.

    "Haha hehe hihi hoho huhu," Dustin laughed as he ran toward the boys' cabin and accidentally crash into a tree.

    "That guy is freaky," Max whispered to Paul and Carmen.

    "Yeah but Sydney is so scary and like, emo," Carmen whispered back.

    Sydney looked at Carmen with her eyes opened wide. Carmen turned her head away from Sydney.

    "I said GOOD NIGHT CAMPERS!" Jesse shouted from his cabin.