Once upon a time,
There was a hippo named, Blazake floating in space eating cotton candy with ice cream, vegetables, and syrup inside of it. He yelled at the top of his lungs, "Holy Crap this tastes like garbage!" Then Pikachu comes next to him and says, "How do you now what garbage tastes like?" The hippo went crazy! He punched Pikachu in the face and Pikachu went all the way to Jupiter bleeding, and died. The hippo felt so bad he shot himself so he wouldn't do anything wrong again. But there was one problem, He was immortal! He was so angry he yelled 5,000,000 times louder than he did before. That is what caused, "The Big Bang." Thanks to the hippo, Blazake, today we exist. THE END.
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