• I be sailing with my friends when "it" started. yarrr.... No wind and two huge serpents jumped on board, out of nowhere, probably the sky, my eyesight is not what it used to be when I was young, maybe the salt is making it worse, as I was saying, there were three of us, be the names: Cee Pee (me), Otra (my viking friend) and RS (commonly known as Tensa).

    We closed our fists and engaged the three snakes at once. With a right-hand-hook, I hit the first one in the eye... yarrrr.... it was a good shot. My viking friend just approached the second, was going to take out his heavy cloacks when it just passed out, maybe because of the smell of sea and man. RS defeated the last one just as easily as my own, and maybe twice as fast. We were congratulating eachother when it striked. First, we couldn't hear anything, nor speak. I thought it may be the salt that got into my ears when I visited the Three Mermaids (but that's another tale), then I realised that my boat mates couldn't hear as well! Then I thought: "maybe we all can't speak, that must be it". After that, the vision stoped, I could feal my movement, but the vision was as stuck as Moby d**k into Master Pirate's harpoon.

    Lost Consciousness... Woke up at an hospital, with no arms and legs. Luckily, They stitched me up easily, for I had put numbers in the limbs, just in case, so it was barely easy to match it up at the time. My friends were luckier, one lost an eye and the other his genitaliae, which caused no problem, because his wife was already cheating on him and he knew half of his kids were from the Baker. and the Blacksmith. And the medic. He had made a fine business of his own due to that fact, so he was quite happy now to be friends with the Medic.

    When we finaly had the opportunity to join up with each other, we joined what we knew and came to a conclusion about the faithful night. It was an ambush. By the server. The lag, the terrible lag monster, destroyed our senses and left our bodies to his pleasure. I'll never sail where there's no wind again.