• biggrin "Lets go on an Adventure Ned!"suggested Jo. "God! No! Your adventures are going to kill me someday!" "Oh, wah! Stop complaining!" "Fine. I'll go, where to?"said Ned.
    "To a ruby ranch!!!!!!" "Hate to break it to ya, Jo, there's no such thi--" "Of course there is!!! I saw one on TV!" "Whatever."
    So they headed for the Magic School Bus, which took them to a ranch.
    "There it is!!! Come on slow-bo!!!!!"
    Jo darted out of the bus. Ned trudged out of the bus, head down, shoulders slumped. Ned hated Jo's stupid adventures. Just like how the cat hates the rat. He feared his death this day. Mainly because the feild glinted and glittered very strongly.
    "Ugh! You are so unenthusiastic!"
    They walked on to the field. Which glinted with... wet cranberries?!
    "Jo! You idiot! This is a cranberry feild! You are so retarded!"
    "But the TV told me!!!!!! Maybe they farm cranberries AND rubies!"
    "OK"
    They found a house and knocked on the door. An old fellow answered.
    "Where are the rubies?"asked Jo.
    "What in the blazez you talkin' 'bout, you ol' whipper-snapper?"
    "This is a ruby ranch, right?"asked Jo.
    "What in tarnation is a ruby ranch?"
    "THE TV TOLD ME IT WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!THERE IS A RUBY RANCH RIGHT HERE!!!!YOU JUST WONT TELL ME!!!!!YOU'RE TOO SELFISH!!!!! YOU OLD FART!!!!!!" stressed
    In the midst of this, the poor old man was so scared that he had a heart attack and Ned rolled on the floor and died of laughter. rofl
    The poor old man happened to survive, but Ned was not so lucky.

    THE END