• Diary of a Madman- first entry

    My dog got hit by a car today. I was standing there when it happened. I saw its body crumble under the huge tires of the rolling machine. Its eyes burst out of its skull and its bones pierced through its skin. I laughed at the silly dog. It should have known to stay out of the road. I suppose I shouldn't blame it since I was the one who pushed it in front of the car.

    Diary of a Madman- second entry

    There was a dead squirrel on the road; its innards oozing out of its flattened body. Parts of its brain were exposed, revealing the delightfully pinkness of its mind. The birds must have got to him because pieces of flesh were scattered about. Other than that, he tasted divine.