• Project R.I.C.E.T.A.T.I.X.

    Episode 5

    Scene 1

    Narrator:
    Yo wassup!! Last time we left off, ricetatix was like bang bang bang!!! Slash slash!!! And Punch punch!!! You know what I mean, jellybean? Well it’s 2nd period now!! Let’s go!!!!!!!! PROJECT R.I.C.E.T.A.T.X.!!!!

    (Opening theme: Fire by Dj Scooter)

    End Of Scene.

    Scene 2

    Setting: Period 2. P.E. ricetatix is wearing his black P.E. shirt and shorts. The class are in position for running the mile.

    Kray:
    Why do we have to run now!!! Man!!

    Fado:
    I know huh!

    Ricetatix and everyone gets ready.

    Mr. Laterz:
    On your mark! Get set!

    Pause…

    Laterz:
    GO!!

    Ricetatix takes off.

    Students:
    OH MY GOD!!!

    Kray:
    Wow… He’s fast…

    Fado:
    …. Really fast…

    Kray looks at Fado.

    Fado:
    Hmph… You ready?

    Kray:
    Ya.

    Fado and Kray start running after ricetatix. Ricetatix eyes turn blackberry and turns around. He sees Kray and Fado chasing him.

    Ricetatix:
    Crap! I don’t have my guns! Guess I’ll have to fight them.

    Psychosocial By Slipknot plays. Fado and Kray catch up with ricetatix. Kray tries to trip ricetatix. Ricetatix jumps over his leg and gets punched by Fado.

    Ricetatix:
    Ow! (Gets up)

    Before ricetatix can regain his balance, Kray kicks him.

    Fado:
    Wow foo you suck!

    Ricetatix:
    Ya’ll just lucky cause I’m a little tired from my last battle…

    Fado throws a kick but then ricetatix grabs his leg and throws him to the ground. Kray kicks ricetatix when he was distracted. Kray’s leg is stuck.

    Kray:
    What the-?

    Ricetatix:
    Heh.

    Ricetatix punches Kray multiple times. Ricetatix turns and sees Fado turn into a vomit green creature with long claws, blue eyes, spikes on his head and arms.

    Ricetatix:
    What the hell!? Again!?

    Fado rushes toward ricetatix.

    Ricetatix:
    s**t!! I don’t have my guns!!

    Ricetatix starts to run but Fado already caught up and grabbed ricetatix and threw him down.

    Ricetatix:
    (Cough) Crap!

    Fado:
    (Demon-like) You’re gonna ******** die ricetatix!

    Ricetatix:
    s**t… You think I don’t know that?

    Fado:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Grabs ricetatix)

    Ricetatix:
    (Squirming) Foo… You lucky I don’t have my freakin’ guns!

    Fado:
    No one can save you now! Mwuahahaha!!

    Music stops. A dagger, with a bomb attached to, was thrown and stabbed into Fado’s bck and explodes.

    Fado:
    Gah!! What the hell!! (Drops ricetatix)

    Blood is spraying. Fado is yelling in pain. Namine Love jumps down.

    Namine:
    Here… (Gives dagger to ricetatix) Hope you know how use this.


    Narrator:
    New character!! Namine Love. A new project from the government. She’s a healer. She has long black hair with blue and red streaks, light tanned skinned, silvery blue eyes, a red panda shirt, black jeans, and white shoes. She always wears a flower clip. 2 stealth daggers. One has a red dragon on the hilt and the other with a blue dragon.

    Ricetatix:
    Who the hell are you?

    Namine:
    Now is not the time. Hurry!

    Ricetatix:
    You don’t mind if I modify this right?

    Namine:
    Not at all go ahead!

    Ricetatix moves his hand over the kunai. The kunai turns into a katana. Failed Creation By Divine Heresy plays.

    Ricetatix:
    Okay let’s go!

    Kray gets up and turns into a blue creature with purple eyes and red swords for arms.

    Namine:
    You ready?

    Ricetatix:
    Oh yeah. You get green foo and I’ll get the blue one, kay?

    Namine:
    Okay!

    Namine runs toward Fado. Ricetatix runs for Kray.

    Fado:
    DIIIIIIIE b***h!!!!

    Fado tries to hammer down Namine. Namine runs faster and dodges. She runs up Fado’s arm and slits Fado’s throat with her dagger.

    Fado:
    Gaaaah!!! You whore!!!

    Blood is spraying.

    Namine:
    For a demon… You suck!

    Fado:
    Gah! (Falls dead)

    Ricetatix was close to getting hit.

    Kray:
    (Demon) Take this!

    Tries to punch ricetatix. Ricetatix dodges and cuts off Krays arm off.

    Kray:
    GAH!!!! (Blood sprays)

    Ricetatix:
    Hmph… (Jumps and slices Kray’s head off)

    Blood sprays and Kray falls dead. Blood pours.


    Ricetatix:
    Phew… Hey thanks for you he-

    Namine is gone.

    Ricetatix:
    Hm…

    Music and camera fades.

    End of scene.

    Scene 3

    Setting: Period 3. English. Ricetatix is sitting in the left corner exhausted. Right Thurr By Chingy plays.

    Ricetatix:
    (Lazily) When is today gonna end…

    To his surprise gang member #3 was sitting next to him.

    Ricetatix:
    Oh come on… can my day get any worse?

    Narrator:
    Well duh!!!

    #3:
    (Whispering) Yo ricetatix.

    Ricetatix:
    What you want?

    #3:
    I just wanted to say, I’m sorry for jumping you and stuff…

    Ricetatix:
    Really?

    #3:
    Ya…To tell you I don’t really know them… I just wanted someone to hang out with…

    Ricetatix:
    Cool…

    #3:
    The name’s Jake.

    Ricetatix:
    Nice to meet you.

    #3:
    So we’re cool right?


    Ricetatix:
    Ya

    #3:
    Cool.

    Ms. Devoe:
    Okay class.

    Ricetatix gazes at Ms. Devoe.

    Ricetatix:
    (To himself) Oh my god… she’s kinda cute for a teacher…

    Ms. Devoe was handing out some worksheets to everyone. Ricetatix looks at the paper.

    Ricetatix:
    (Whiney) What the hell is this!!

    Ms. Devoe:
    Is there something wrong?

    Ricetatix:
    (Eyes turn pink) OH MY G-!!! No… ma’am…

    Ms. Devoe:
    Okay. (Leaves to her desk)

    Ricetatix:
    (Quietly) I don’t know how to do these…


    30 minutes later.

    Bell rings.

    Ms. Devoe:
    Okay class, see you later.

    Everyone leaves.
    End of scene.

    Scene 4

    Setting: School Campus. Lunch Time. Ricetatix is under a tree getting his lunch out of his backpack. White and Nerdy By Weird Al plays.

    Ricetatix:
    Where’s Christina and Niyashi?

    Takes out a taco.

    Ricetatix:
    OH MY GOD I’M SAVED!!!

    Takes a bite of his taco.

    Ricetatix:
    MMMMMM!! It’s Christina’s! (Kitty smile. :3)

    Celeon Effari walks up to ricetatix.

    Celeon:
    Where yo girls?

    Ricetatix:
    I don’t know…

    Celeon:
    Good. Then let’s fight!!

    Ricetatix:
    Already!? Come on! Can I at least eat fir-

    Taco gets sliced out of his hand. Ricetatix looks at his hand.

    Ricetatix:
    Aw… HELL NAW FOO!!

    Celeon looks in shock.

    Ricetatix:
    You can push me around! You can bully me all you want! But if you mess with a freakin’ taco you’re ******** dead!!!

    Celeon:
    Oh god…

    Narrator:
    Mwuahahaha!! I’m stopping the scene here!! You have to wait till the next episode!! Ain’t I evil? So we’ll find out what happens next time on PROJECT R.I.C.E.T.A.T.I.X.!!!!

    Music and camera fades.
    End Of scene