• The camera turns on, pointing at the floor. The camera guy quickly points the camera up to avoid being sent back to the place Lunar found him.. Which was such a terrible, terrible place. So terrible that it shall not be mentioned unless Lunar catches the A/V crew messing up in any way shape or form. The camera is aimed at Lunar, helping Kiba into bullet proof armor. Kiba's looking at her, confused. "Why did I need this armor again?"

    -Earlier That Day-

    Kiba was feeding his dogs, unaware of what lurked behind his fence. In fact, he didn't realize anything was going on until he turned around and found himself face to face with one of Lunar's camera men. He blinked. "uhh. Hi." Then he spied the cresent moon symbol above a kunai, the stamp of Shinobi News, Live at Five, on the side of the camera. He sighed. "Oh crap."

    Lunar skipped up to him. "Oh, do be more cheerful Kiba-kun! I've noticed something terrible. During the last episode, you didn't get anywhere near enough screen time!So, I decided that I just had to give you more!" She said, giving him a one armed hug. Kiba looked like a cross between scared, and suspicious. "How.." He said, turning his head and staring at her. Akamarou joined in for good measure. "By giving you your own special story to cover!" Lunar said, one of her prop guys quickly put the Skittles Rainbow down behind her. Kiba stared at it with a 'wtf' expression. Then he looked at Lunar. " Okay… Cool! I'd love too!" Lunar looked at Akamarou. "But he can't come." Kiba grinned, and put Akamarou away. "That's okay! Let's go!"

    -Back to the Opening Scene-

    Lunar coughed. "um.. No reason. No reason at all.. Just, um… wait here, and watch the camera man's teleprompter." She said, disappearing. The camera man sighed, and turned on the teleprompter. He really felt bad for Kiba.

    The camera's changed, this time back to the studio from before. Lunar is sitting on the desk next to Naruto. She grins and waves. "HI GAIA! It's me, LunarShinobi, and welcome to this week's episode of Shinobi News, Live at Five!!!!!!" She said, waving her arms. The audience of fangirls cheered and clapped. Naruto sighed, and then spoke. "I'm your anchor, Uzumaki Naruto, and the freak sitting on my desk is indeed Lunar Shinobi. I'm allowed to call her a freak since I signed an agreement. That I don't want to talk about. Anyway, today on Shinobi News Live at Five, we're going to cover a very special event… Sasuke's annual chicken run."

    Lunar grinned, then gave a little peace sign. "It's just a little something organized by me when I get bored." She explained. Naruto shook his head. "Here to talk to us as he witnesses it himself is our poor, poor newsman, Inuzuka Kiba."

    The camera changes to Kiba, who's standing outside of Sasuke's house. "Guys, is this really a good idea? I mean, it IS Lunar…" Kiba's headset was turned off so that the audience wouldn't hear anything but what was going on. All of a sudden, there was a freaked out shriek from Sasuke's house. Seconds later, a jet black chicken ran out, bawking and flapping it's wings. Sasuke ran after it a few minutes later wearing a hat. "uh.. Why is he wearing a hat?" Kiba asked one of the audio guys, who just shrugged. Sasuke's hat blew off, revealing that the chicken who was running around the uchiha compound was actually his hair. Which Lunar turned into a chicken. For the sheer purpose of entertaining Gaia. Kiba gaped. "HOLY CRAP!!! Who would've guessed that Sasuke's hair is actually a chicken? Wow, his fangirls are going to have a fit about this one.." Sasuke let out a frustrated shout, shot the chicken, and glued it back to his head. "It seems, viewers, that Sasuke has just decided that having living hair is no fun. You have to shoot your hair down like an animal." You could never tell that just five seconds ago, Sasuke's hair had been a chicken. Except that now it looked like he was bleeding.

    Sasuke turned and saw Kiba and the camera crew. "Where you people… filming.. That." He asked, growling. The camera crew, and Kiba, paled. Kiba turned towards the camera. "I hate you Lunar." He said, before running as fast as he could out of the compound. The camera was destroyed, and there was no more video.

    Another camera pointed at Lunar, who was just sitting there laughing her a** off. "Ahhh. There goes another couple audio and visual guys…. Anyway, Naruto, continue on." Naruto was staring at the screen where Kiba had been before the camera was destroyed. "I hope Kiba's alright… " He looked up and sighed. "Well people, let's go to Neji with the fangirl report." Lunar paled, coughed, then whispered something in Naruto's ear. Naruto paled.

    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEJI'S FANGIRLS GOT AHOLD OF HIM?" Naruto shouted. Lunar shrugged. "I'm number 182, so, I decided to lend him to the club for a day. I forgot that today was filming day. Skip the fangirl report." She said, lightly waving her hand. Naruto sighed. "Fine. We're skipping the fangirl report because Neji's screwed. Anyways, Let's go to Shino with the weather report."

    The camera changes to Shino, sitting in front of the weather board. Just.. Sitting there. "… I'm Aburame Shino. This is the weather report. It's going to be hot. So don't go outside. Unless you know some sort of ice jutsu. Then you're fine. If not, you're screwed. Back to you Naruto."


    The camera changes again to Naruto and Lunar. Naruto just shook his head. "We are the worst news show ever." He said. "Shut up Naruto!" Lunar ordered, then she grinned up at the camera. "Well folks, all the other guys have been captured by fangirls, and I gave the girls a day off because of yesterday's incident during preping up for today's episode. I'm not allowed to talk about it.. But sooner or later, I'll show it as an episode. So, good night. I'm off to go find more workers for my Audio and Visual Crew. SEE YA!!" the camera's shut off.