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  • Artist Info: I is an eco-freak. RECYCLE!<br />
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    So this is what I'm looking like now.<br />
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    I'm a huge RvB fan!<br />
    My Character: Grif.<br />
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    "Well there's no U on the team either. So if there's no 'I' on the team, and no 'U' on the team, there's no one on the god damn team! The team sucks!" -Dexter Grif (my philosphy)<br />
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    Grif: One. Or more. Baker's dozen at the most.<br />
    Simmons: Do you even KNOW how many there are in a baker's dozen?<br />
    Grif: By my count...48.<br />
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    Grif: In my zombie plan, I go to Alaska. Zombies have no body heat! They'll freeze like corpsicles!<br />
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    "Time...line? time isn't made out of lines. it is made out of circles. that is why clocks are round!" -Michael J. Caboose<br />
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    Donut: I was just petting the bunny...and it went into the soup can...and part of my hand went with it!<br />
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    Donut: But guys, we're millions of miles from Earth! It'll take forever for the ship to get here! It may take days, or months, or even years-<br />
    CRASH!<br />
    Grif: ship's here.<br />
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    Caboose: Oh yeah, and Tucker had his gross baby.<br />
    Tucker: It's not mine! We weren't even going steady!<br />
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    Caboose: I can't feel my torso!<br />
    ...<br />
    Caboose: I'm still laying here. Why won't anyone help me?<br />
    ...<br />
    Caboose: If I've been bitten, does that mean I'll turn into one of them?<br />
    Church: shut up, caboose!<br />
    Caboose: blaaaarrrgg.....<br />
    Church. Shut up, caboose.<br />
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    Doc: Hey look! Caboose is back up!<br />
    Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay! *falls on face* I'm not okay!<br />
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    Caboose: My second best friend ever is dead!...FIX HIM!<br />
    Doc: I'm sorry, I can't do much after decomposition...<br />
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    Sheila: My Logical Data Analysis Sector indicates this is highly unlikely. And my bullshit meter agrees.<br />
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    Sarge: It's a new game, appropriate for both adults and children.<br />
    Caboose: And inappropriate for everyone else.<br />
    Sarge: The rules are quite simple.<br />
    Caboose: Almost simple enough to UNDERSTAND!<br />
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    Simmons: There are two teams. One red...<br />
    Church: And one good.<br />
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    Simmons: I think yelling should be reserved for drastic situations. Like when someone drinks milk out of the carton!<br />
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    Tex: I don't even remember your names half the time.<br />
    Caboose: I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget.<br />
    Church: Can we focus on me?<br />
    Caboose: By the way, he's Church.<br />
    Church: Thank you, Caboose. She knows.<br />
    Caboose: He is, the mean one.<br />
    Church: Thank you, Caboose.<br />
    Caboose: See, he is mad. Now he'll just stare at me until I stop talking, then when he thinks I am done talking, he will start talking again.<br />
    Church: ....Okay, i was talking to Gary and-<br />
    Caboose: Told you so.<br />
    Church: GODDAMMIT!<br />
    Caboose: Classic Church.<br />
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    Washington: We have a problem.<br />
    Caboose: I hope it isn't a math problem...<br />
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    Donut: Defenses established, Sarge!<br />
    BOOOM!<br />
    Donut: Cancel that, Sarge, defences are destroyed!<br />
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    Donut: And that's how I rescued you both and saved the day. The end.<br />
    Grif: That was the longest story I've ever heard. And I don't believe a word of it.<br />
    Donut: Every word of it it true. It's the longest military operation that you two have ever slept through.<br />
    Grif: If it everything worked out so well, then where's the jeep?<br />
    Donut: Well, I have a song I'd like to sing about tha-<br />
    Grif: -FORGET IT!<br />
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    Donut: OW! Who put the spleen ball here! Simmons! I need your ovaries!<br />
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    Sarge: I was hoping you would demot Grif...<br />
    Washington: How about Junior Underprivate, Negative First class?<br />
    Sarge: I like the way you think.<br />
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    Church: An empty concrete base? Is it our BIRTHDAY?!<br />
    Caboose: I want cake.<br />
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    Church/Sarge: They make me so damn mad! I could spit! *spits*<br />
    Grif: uh, Sarge? did you just spit inside your helmet?<br />
    Church/Sarge: Uh, yeah. I guess I did.<br />
    Grif: permission to speak freely, sir?<br />
    Church/Sarge: Go ahead.<br />
    Grif: That's really fucking gross.<br />
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    Tucker: RUN RUN RUN RUN!<br />
    Caboose: Did we win?<br />
    Tucker: Yeah, caboose, we won! this is our victory lap!<br />
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    And finally, Church vs. the answering machine.<br />
    Answering machine: If you would like to leave a message, just wait for the tone.<br />
    Church: I know how to leave a goddamn message!<br />
    Answering machine:If you would like to page this person, press one.<br />
    Church: COME ON!<br />
    Later...<br />
    Answering machine: If you would like these options in Spanish, press eight.<br />
    Church: I HATE YOU!<br />
    Answering machine: to play this message back, press nine.<br />
    Church: I will fucking stab you, computer phone lady!<br />
    Later...<br />
    Answering machine: if you would like to hear this in alienese, please press 11.<br />
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    Now i'll actually talk about ME. Let's see....<br />
    I'm 15 years old. My birthday's December 28. I like Mexican, Japanese, and Thai food. I have 6 birds (birds are the closest living relatives to dinosaurs, btw.) 2 are conures (sun and dusky headed". , sunny and connie), a hahn's macaw (effie), a cockateil (birdie, who's getting on in years) and 2 swans, Lexi and Andrew. <br />
    I'm average height. I LOVE red vs. blue and as you can tell, i love caboose and grif. <br />
    I have been hacked several times in the course of my gaia..ness. But i always manage to bring my gold back up again.<br />
    Random pm's and comments are loved. <br />
    This is my quote profile. If you want to spend like 10 minutes reading icons, visit Magical Pocky Box.<br />
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    92% of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% who rock out everyday put this in your profile.
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