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  • Artist Info: WHAT UP MY BEASTS? IT'S THE GHETTO QUEEN!!<br />
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    Hey hey, my fellow beasts and beastettes! SaZAM here...your super gorgeous, crazy and all around ghettolicious buddy with a ph.D in bad-ass-ary! twisted In case you've been wonderin', my real name is Samantha. Sam with a ZAM! I live in St. Petersburg, FL and it's sunny all the time, all year long. I am a proud supporter of COMMONWEALTH and will always have a little piece of it in my heart no matter where I go.....wow...that was some serious drama right there....anywho, I might come off kinda rough and sassy at times but on the inside I'm nothin' but a big 'ol scaredy cat. mrgreen I'm athletic and hyper. I've been involved in martial arts sense I was about 4. It's what keeps me sexy fine! xd To tell you the truth, if it wasn't for all those things I would probably be a fatty. xd I mean I LOVE to eat! Chicken wings are basically what I live for....I can put away some serious food! You'd be surprised....my sister thinks I'm pretty manly.....but what does she know!! haha...I love you, Renee! And Hope..... mrgreen I'm very adventurous and I HATE being stuck inside all day. I am in love with my whip of fire and it fits my personallity perfectly.....I'm a whip weilder, yo! I'm pretty sarcastic and really funny...so I've been told. Don't try to figure me our label me or anything cause I'm a loose canon...or a mixed breed as I call it.... mrgreen I don't consider myself a geek at all but I can act pretty geeky at times. I love goofy cartoons, video games and comic books and things like that. (thanks to Renee mrgreen ) However, I do not like anime. No offense to those of you that do but that's where I draw the line... xd I also act kinda tom boyish sometimes but I don't look it cause you KNOW I like to strut my stuff! wink I guess you could say I got the best of both worlds.... mrgreen I've also kinda got my own lingo so if you don't really understand my over the top adjectives at times then don't worry...most people don't. mrgreen And the most important thing of all to remember is don't EVER try to control me or boss me around cause that's my job. I'll admit, I'm pretty high maintenance. twisted So basically....what can I say, I'm one of a kind! After all, it's not just Sam....it's saZAM! mrgreen <br />
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    Oh, and if you wanna contact me or learn more other then in PM or comments then check out my journal or my forum "Ask saZAM!" Thanks guys!! LOVE YA! (some more then others) JK JK! mrgreen <br />
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    Oh yes! Hardcore dream avi, yo! All I need is my demon bike and Ima be ridin' all up in down this town, just me and my harley! mrgreen <br />
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    COMMONWEALTH<br />
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    18 or lower means you’re not stupid. <br />
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    [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. <br />
    [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. <br />
    [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. <br />
    [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. <br />
    [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. <br />
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    [x] You have ran into a tree. <br />
    [x ] It IS possible to lick your elbow <br />
    [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. <br />
    [ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. <br />
    [ ]You just tried to sing them. <br />
    [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. <br />
    [x] You have choked on your own spit. <br />
    [ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. <br />
    [x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. <br />
    [x]People have called you slow. <br />
    total so far=9<br />
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    [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire <br />
    [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. <br />
    [x] You have caught yourself drooling. <br />
    [ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class <br />
    [ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh. <br />
    [ ] You just laughed. <br />
    total so far=11 <br />
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    [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking <br />
    [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about <br />
    [x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you <br />
    [x]You are often told to use your “inside voice”. <br />
    [x]You use your fingers to do simple math. (sometimes) <br />
    total so far=16 <br />
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    [x] You have eaten a bug <br />
    [ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important <br />
    [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it <br />
    [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket <br />
    total so far=19<br />
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    [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. <br />
    [x] You break a lot of things. <br />
    [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you <br />
    [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused <br />
    [x] You have fallen out of your chair before <br />
    [x] When you’re laying in bed, you sometimes try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling <br />
    total so far=23<br />
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    I'M STUPID!!!! YAY!!!!!! I LOVE MY MOM!!!!!<br />
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    TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey <br />
    Name: Samantha Smith<br />
    Birthday: September 15th<br />
    Birthplace: COMMONWEALTH, yo!!<br />
    Current Location: Library/TV room<br />
    Eye Color: really light bluish green<br />
    Hair Color: Golden blonde<br />
    Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed, baby! ;D<br />
    Your Heritage: Mostly German<br />
    The Shoes You Wore Today: flippies!! XD<br />
    Your Weakness: FOOD!!<br />
    Your Fears: too many things...XD<br />
    Your Perfect Pizza: pepporoni and mushrooms and olives! YUMMY! <br />
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Just rock it out and survive just like every other year!<br />
    Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Either "Ghettolicious" or "are you serious?" <br />
    Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh crap...it's 5 freakin' 15....<br />
    Your Best Physical Feature: um.....too many.... ;D <br />
    Your Bedtime: None of yo business, you perv!<br />
    Your Most Missed Memory: The old power kids, time bubble, commonwealth days....I had one craaazy childhood.. <br />
    Pepsi or Coke: coke<br />
    MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonadles all the way! <br />
    Single or Group Dates: single and group!<br />
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't freakin' care.<br />
    Chocolate or Vanilla: They're both gorgeous!<br />
    Cappuccino or Coffee: neither....HOT CHOCOLATE!!<br />
    Do you Smoke: no way!!<br />
    Do you Swear: um....sometimes....not too bad though...<br />
    Do you Sing: yes!! Unfortunately....XD <br />
    Do you Shower Daily: HECK YES!!<br />
    Have you Been in Love: maaaybe...;D <br />
    Do you want to go to College: yes <br />
    Do you want to get Married: You better believe it!<br />
    Do you belive in yourself: At times.<br />
    Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually but if I'm trying to do something in a moving car then yes. <br />
    Do you think you are Attractive: HECK YES!!<br />
    Are you a Health Freak: um....no...<br />
    Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I love them.<br />
    Do you like Thunderstorms: Pretty much yeah.<br />
    Do you play an Instrument: Used to play the guitar.<br />
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no way!<br />
    In the past month have you Smoked: no way!<br />
    In the past month have you been on Drugs: noooo<br />
    In the past month have you gone on a Date: um..no. I'm single, baby! ;D<br />
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so...?<br />
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YES!! Last week!<br />
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, ma'am!<br />
    In the past month have you been on Stage: I believe so!<br />
    In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.<br />
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: maaaybe....XD<br />
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO NO NO!<br />
    Ever been Drunk: NO <br />
    Ever been called a Tease: Deffinately YES!! XD<br />
    Ever been Beaten up: Nope. I beat others up...XD<br />
    Ever Shoplifted: no no...<br />
    How do you want to Die: In my sleep....104 years old...that sounds safe...XD <br />
    What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hmm....<br />
    What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere in Europe.<br />
    In a Boy/Girl.. <br />
    Favourite Eye Color: I don't judge....as long as they're perty!! XP<br />
    Favourite Hair Color: usually darker but it doesn't matter.<br />
    Short or Long Hair: Short <br />
    Height: I'm not too picky but I'd prefer he be a bit on the tall side...hey, I just like men! XD<br />
    Weight: Not a fatty but not some skinny emo stick figure...<br />
    Best Clothing Style: Don't really matter....but no baggy pants or tight tight girl jeans....EEEW!! NASTY!!<br />
    Number of Drugs I have taken: 0!<br />
    Number of CDs I own: No clue..I have an ipod.<br />
    Number of Piercings: 2 <br />
    Number of Tattoos: 0 <br />
    Number of things in my Past I Regret: Many.....but who doesn't?!?<br />
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    REPRESENT!!<br />
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