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  • Artist Info: Hello Hello! My profile seems to work strangely on different people's computers, Sometimes almost all of it is gone, other times its in a strange order.<br />
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    Feed my knuffels if your kind, comments are apreciated, insults are taken with due patience, threats are responded in kind, and donations are accepted and loved! heart <br />
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    Okies, mildly personal-internet safe info.<br />
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    Im eighteenand in college, My folks are divorced, and I live with my mom and my younger brother and sister. I have dozens of cats (Most are antisocial and technically ferals that dont leave and eat our own cat's food), Two mice, some fish, four breeder cockateils, , eight breeder love birds, two pet lovebirds (That we wouldnt mind having eggs), two roosters (No clue as to where they came from, they just showed up and started eating catfood.) and several squirrels who steal from out walnut tree. LOUSY FREELOADERS! <br />
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    I live in a vauge area on the planet somewhere around what may or may not be called California. I play the sims2 and love to edit various content, although I havent uploaded anything, and I like to draw and sing. (Im not good at either, but I still like to.) I also want to write fantasy stories, but so far my ideas only sound good in my head, not on paper. <br />
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    Its safe to say that I am House obsessed. Also, Terry Pratchett and Diana wynne jones are my favorite two authors. Tamora Pierce is a close second.<br />
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    Also, not sure why you should care, but Im non-denomination Christian. Im pretty open minded unless you happen to be an idiot. Im afraid Im very biased against idiots.<br />
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    People who have donated to me:<br />
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    f e a t h e r z :Heart: <br />
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    Naemae_Aahvalia :Heart:<br />
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    Thank you all! :Cute:<br />
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    A neat quote from Terry Pratchett book that I really like:<br />
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    Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. <br />
    Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. <br />
    Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. <br />
    Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. <br />
    Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. <br />
    Elves are terrific. They beget terror. <br />
    The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. <br />
    Nobody said elves were nice. <br />
    Elves are bad. <br />
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    – Lords and Ladies <br />
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    My Knuffels. Yes, Ive bought into it, I dont care, theyre adorable.<br />
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    Here's some avi art I made: <br />
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    Heres some given to me/I won:<br />
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    Here are the lyrics to the song thats playing. 3nodding <br />
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    I've heard there was a secret chord <br />
    That David played, and it pleased the Lord <br />
    But you don't really care for music, do you? <br />
    It goes like this <br />
    The fourth, the fifth <br />
    The minor fall, the major lift <br />
    The baffled king composing Hallelujah <br />
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    Hallelujah, Hallelujah <br />
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah <br />
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    Your faith was strong but you needed proof <br />
    You saw her bathing on the roof <br />
    Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you <br />
    She tied you To a kitchen chair <br />
    She broke your throne, and she cut your hair <br />
    And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah <br />
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    Hallelujah, Hallelujah <br />
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah <br />
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    Mabye I have been here before <br />
    I know this room, I've walked this floor <br />
    I used to live alone before I knew you <br />
    I've seen your flag on the marble arch <br />
    Love is not a victory march <br />
    It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah <br />
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    Hallelujah, Hallelujah <br />
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah <br />
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    There was a time <br />
    You let me know <br />
    What's real and going on below <br />
    But now you never show it to me, do you? <br />
    And remember when I moved in you? <br />
    The holy dark was moving too<br />
    And every breath we drew was Hallelujah <br />
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    Hallelujah, Hallelujah <br />
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah <br />
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    Maybe there's a god above <br />
    And all I ever learned from love <br />
    Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you <br />
    And it's not a cry you can hear at night, <br />
    It's not somebody who's seen the light <br />
    It's cold and it's a broken Hallelujah <br />
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    Hallelujah, Hallelujah <br />
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    Hallelujah, Hallelujah<br />
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