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  • Artist Info: Okay, finally enough with "Not much to say really. I'll tell you later." Here is a little bit about me. I am a Soldier in Dr. Steel's Army of Toy Soldiers. *Gasp,* I know. I go by Constable Allen there, and just plain ol' Allen online. I don't give out my first name unless I really get to know you, and rarely use my last name, even though it's so cool! If you couldn't already tell, I am a guy. *More Gasp!* But either way, where I live is California. More specifically, some underground robot testing arena. See my profile on myspace...... It says the same thing. I am into Steampunk, Goth is pretty cool, and Giant Mechs are AWESOME! But so are swords, and I collect them. I may be no master sword fighter, but in a knife fight, I know enough to defend myself with one. Just don't expect to see me do any flips, and spins and all that awesome stuff....(I'm trying to keep a low profile, so hush hush, okay? Don't need my surviving enemies knowing my true skill! Lol!) Anyways, I hang around cyborgs, droids, androids (there is a bit of a difference, trust me. Look at where I work!) and, as myself and many others keep claiming, I have an advanced robotic arm, though you can't tell, because It is covered in realistic looking/ feeling skin that even comes complete with artificial scars, just to make me look a little more tough on the field of battle. No one can escape me by car when I hop on my motorcycle that would put even Cloud's bike to shame. It is the fastest on the continent, the most powerful, has the best handling of any motor vehicle on land, and comes complete with mini-bar and cheesecake dispenser....... No wait, forgot to install those before the armor plating phase. Hmm, drat. Well, anyways..... Believe what you will, and dismiss what you won't, 'cause that's the story I'm sticking with, and whomsoever has a problem with that should really go suck a lollipop. Or go submerse yourself in a good RP for a while, then come back to brush me off, aye? I take few prisoners, and even fewer nap breaks. So have at thee! Or do you fear the secret powers that lie within? You should. You should fear us all. Fear us soldiers, and help our leader! For if you don't, we'll brainwash you when you least expect it. We'll slip Jolt Cola into your sodas or energy drinks. We'll soak your gummy bears with our own brainwashing formula. And don't get me started on the magic gumballs! And when we're through, we'll march on to take over more of the world, one mind at a time. So remember kids, Doctor Steel Loves you! He is your Bestest Friend, in the whole world! So Join Dr. Steel's Army of Soy Soldiers today, or we'll just brainwash you later and make you join anyways. And please, don't make us go through all that trouble. Besides....... I'm running out of mind control cookies, and I'm low on brainwashing formula. Now where did I put that last batch? <br />
    *Wanders off into his extensive pantry of volatile chemicals, and other failed experiments, searching for the very thing that was setting on the counter in front of him this whole time, probably not to return for days before he realizes his folly, and has to call for a rescue squad to lead him out*<br />
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    ((On a different note, I took this test and liked my results!))<br />
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    Though, I am not treacherous and cold in real life. I am actually quite the opposite so I've been told!
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