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    Hello Mexico!- I'm not even in Mexico !- But if I was I'd totally hit up those god damn Chimichungas ! <br />
    So ya came here lookin' for the Merc with the mouth huh? WELL I can't blame you! Since that movie with Ryan Reynolds came out I have become pretty f@$#%g popular. Who is that bozo anyways- come to think of it why didn't they make that movie sooner? Lord knows Marvel needed it ! Anyways- So yeah I'm the anti hero Deadpool- Coolest name ever right? Let's get straight to it-- and to explain it I'll use my #1 pickup line "Hey I've got cancer! Help me get laid? " <br />
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    Well the thing is I was desperate to get my life back on track so I was put up as a weapons X project ya know the same place the smelly fur bag Wolverine-- I mean have you seen that guys hair?! Crazy, I know-- loads of hairspray I'm tellin' ya! <br />
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    ANYWAYS since they put me in that shitty lab experiment place thingy they cured my cancer-- down side though? I look like Darth Sidious f#%$@ a rock-- but otherwise my cells rapidly regenerate like f$#%# crazy. To give ya kinda an idea it's like if you gave a buncha lazy assembly line workers some serious drugs.<br />
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    Man I gotta take a leek right now.<br />
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    Oh did I also mention I got married?-- Yeah she's one of a kind-- literally she's a demon succubus! Best part is no matter how old she gets she still looks like Angelina Jolie went to hell! Man she's a keeper. I even got a kid-- Holy cow I should really start havin more protection! I thought guns and my good ol' katanas were protective enough! <br />
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    If you've been readin this long well shit good for you! You're not as lame as most people I know-- take Cable for example that guy he's cool and all sometimes but damn can he be a wannabe God jerk. Speakin of Cable heard he got a new set of babes in his private island! Till next time crusaders... Wait that sounds dumb. Deadpeeps... No wait how about Deadpals... Yeah note to self gotta work on that..<br />
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    Bodyslide by 2 !
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