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    I have been on Gaia for many moons, lurking and scoffing since '03.<br />
    Returning after many years on hiatus.<br />
    I'm an artist from the land of maple syrup and bitterly cold winters.<br />
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    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade Narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. <br />
    My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink <br />
    He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. <br />
    The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. <br />
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    Human at Sight, <br />
    Monster at Heart.
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