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For any of you who are interested or might of suspected, this is Angel of the End's other account. Kudos for those of you who figured it out ^^<br />
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I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.<br />
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.<br />
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.<br />
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.<br />
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.<br />
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.<br />
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.<br />
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.<br />
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.<br />
I'm a PUNK or Goth, so I MUST do drugs.<br />
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.<br />
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.<br />
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of<br />
girlfriend.<br />
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.<br />
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.<br />
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.<br />
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.<br />
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.<br />
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".<br />
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!<br />
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.<br />
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.<br />
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.<br />
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.<br />
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.<br />
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.<br />
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.<br />
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.<br />
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.<br />
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.<br />
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.<br />
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.<br />
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.<br />
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.<br />
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.<br />
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.<br />
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.<br />
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.<br />
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.<br />
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. <br />
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.<br />
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.<br />
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.<br />
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.<br />
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.<br />
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. <br />
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.<br />
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.<br />
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.<br />
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA<br />
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.<br />
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.<br />
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.<br />
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.<br />
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.<br />
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.<br />
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.<br />
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.<br />
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.<br />
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon<br />
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.<br />
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.<br />
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.<br />
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.<br />
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.<br />
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.<br />
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.<br />
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.<br />
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.<br />
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.<br />
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.<br />
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.<br />
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.<br />
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.<br />
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.<br />
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.<br />
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.<br />
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.<br />
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.<br />
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse<br />
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.<br />
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.<br />
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.<br />
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.<br />
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. <br />
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.<br />
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.<br />
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep<br />
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.<br />
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.<br />
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.<br />
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.<br />
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.<br />
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.<br />
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate<br />
every Man on the earth.<br />
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.<br />
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.<br />
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.<br />
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!<br />
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.<br />
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet; Past, present, and future.<br />
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.<br />
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy<br />
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.<br />
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.<br />
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins<br />
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan<br />
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion<br />
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.<br />
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.<br />
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.<br />
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.<br />
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.<br />
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.<br />
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.<br />
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.<br />
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.<br />
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.<br />
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.<br />
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.<br />
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (What's that??)<br />
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.<br />
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.<br />
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s<br />
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times<br />
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.<br />
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.<br />
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.<br />
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.<br />
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.<br />
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.<br />
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.<br />
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling<br />
perfectionist<br />
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake<br />
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems<br />
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist<br />
I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it!<br />
I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy thing.<br />
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.<br />
I love POKEMON, so I Must be a 7 year old boy.<br />