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    i have a really shitty personality.<br />
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    Do not expect me to not be a hypocrite. Do not expect me to be consistant. Do not expect anything.<br />
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    i hate you all<br />
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    Here's a shitty thermal     <br />
    User Image<br />
    Formerly Hard To Please<br />
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    HAIKU BY YOU<br />
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    "Hey sexy lady,<br />
    I want you on your knees now!<br />
    And please tie my shoes."<br />
    -- Azuresin13<br />
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    "Call me on the phone<br />
    May you fly on a dragon<br />
    I have to pee, sir."<br />
    -- The Dirty Jesuit<br />
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    "Hand between her legs<br />
    He leans in, kisses her breast<br />
    Caresses her cheek."<br />
    -- TV Cat<br />
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    "Here is a haiku<br />
    Written especially for<br />
    You upon request."<br />
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    I don't normally<br />
    Write haikus without a fee<br />
    Fuck it here's one more."<br />
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    "Just stop reading this<br />
    Shouldn't have to plead to you<br />
    Accept the request."<br />
    -- Le b0mb<br />
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    "Haikus are easy<br />
    But sometimes they don't make sense<br />
    Refrigerator"<br />
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    "I did not write that<br />
    You sure do know your haiku<br />
    Is this one okay?"<br />
    -– Kyoujin Tsuru<br />
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    "Hodahviing is like<br />
    The most disgusting cherry<br />
    In the whole damn world."<br />
    -- PanFriedPuppies v2<br />
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    "Oh dear Hodahviing<br />
    Why are you so mad right now?<br />
    You should calm down, girl."<br />
    -- Je Suis un automaton<br />
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    "Why'd you want haikus?<br />
    They only look good written<br />
    In Japanese script."<br />
    -- Wild Cards<br />
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    "Cold wind assaults me<br />
    For I wear nothing but my <br />
    Banana hammock."<br />
    -- Claive Ilusta<br />
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    "Taco Bell is cheap<br />
    Internal damage, costly<br />
    Farts rattle windows"<br />
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    "Showing me your tits<br />
    Vanishing as if the wind<br />
    Such vicious teasing."<br />
    -- Rex Flexo<br />
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    "Ridiculousness<br />
    This is a haiku about<br />
    Ridiculousness"<br />
    -- Mijitdargun<br />
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    "In the heart of hearts<br />
    Softly singing hearts glide slow<br />
    My anus on fire."<br />
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    "Up above the sky<br />
    Frogs fly fast and explode down<br />
    When you talk stupid."<br />
    -- Exsqueeded<br />
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    "Batty, batty girl<br />
    Flitting off, where, I don't know<br />
    She done stole my heart."<br />
    -- Lady Lusting<br />
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    "Batman is awesome!<br />
    Haikus are harder to write!<br />
    Surprised the Batman!"<br />
    -- Tobias_The_Nobody<br />
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    "Have a gift for you<br />
    It is only a haiku<br />
    But made just for you."<br />
    -- Kadobi<br />
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    "Someone asked me once<br />
    How did you get so badass?<br />
    Birth. Ridiculous."<br />
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    "Never was a girl<br />
    Sound submission and sharp wit<br />
    I adore you so."<br />
    -- Ryo Kusakabe<br />
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    "Muffins bake by day<br />
    Chickens dance by the moonlight<br />
    Zuma zoom zoom boom."<br />
    -- king_masters<br />
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    "I want Hodahviing<br />
    Her avatar makes me hard<br />
    So I'll put it in."<br />
    -- Raver Nick Tesla<br />
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    "Raging tranny dogs<br />
    Attack my fluffy privates<br />
    Program my remote?"<br />
    -- Yuki Loveheart Rose<br />
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    "Level one harlot<br />
    She will bang everyone here<br />
    Please don't give me AIDS"<br />
    -- Zombie Machine<br />
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    "Making sandwiches <br />
    Pretty women never starve<br />
    Extra special sauce."<br />
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    "She is eating it<br />
    My very secret sandwich<br />
    Pepper sauce is jizz"<br />
    -- Godsend2290<br />
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    "Silly girl confused<br />
    She hasn't seen the pattern<br />
    That's a bit naive"<br />
    -- il Lashtavar<br />
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    "No guide to show, lost<br />
    No stock in substance, got swag<br />
    All bliss, ignorance"<br />
    -- Buttsecks Ninja<br />
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    "If you can't become<br />
    Better than everyone else<br />
    Make them worse than you."<br />
    -- Payne-Sempai<br />
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    "Hiding in tall grass<br />
    Waiting to pounce and eat you<br />
    Velociraptors."<br />
    -- HILDR<br />
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    "Stranger wants haiku<br />
    I write some bullshit for her<br />
    Now give me money."<br />
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    "You just added me<br />
    To your friendslist yesterday<br />
    Have I been friend zoned?"<br />
    -- beatoften<br />
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    "I adore your sins<br />
    To Dom is my favorite<br />
    I only hold lust."<br />
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    "The dogs wish for you<br />
    Howling in night with sheer bliss<br />
    Only you will pant."<br />
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    "You are more welcome<br />
    I am more than ecstatic<br />
    That you are happy."<br />
    -- Kirai Nenshou<br />
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    "The blood freezing wind<br />
    From the far wind of the dead<br />
    Please blow up some skirts."<br />
    -- Caedes Risus<br />
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    "This one is so well<br />
    We see the joys of the dawn<br />
    How is this haiku?"<br />
    -- Leroy De Pazis<br />
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    "For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies."<br />
    -- a very cheap haiku by Caius Valerius <br />
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    "You whore, Hodahviing <br />
    Make me laugh and tip you<br />
    Coagulation."<br />
    -- Coin Operated Knight<br />
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    "She is Hodahviing<br />
    Her powers are a secret<br />
    Sad, no Fus-Ro-Dah."<br />
    -- Lieutenant Selver<br />
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    "Haiku difficult!<br />
    No have space for all my words!<br />
    Me talk like caveman."<br />
    -- The Angriest Boy<br />
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    "On the Internet<br />
    Fuck originality<br />
    Sorry that's vulgar."<br />
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    "I just might agree<br />
    But I did not like the flow<br />
    Poetry is hard."<br />
    -- iloveanaughtyrp<br />
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    "I'm starting to freeze<br />
    The beginning is the worst<br />
    Turn up the A/C."<br />
    -- Rule 31<br />
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    "Beautiful avi<br />
    Loveliest of CBers<br />
    Expensive.. but cheap."<br />
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    "Thanks are not needed<br />
    Oh muse of day and bright night<br />
    You have lit my torch."<br />
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    "Poems spring for you<br />
    I compose like a madman<br />
    The meter dances."<br />
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    "Muse on stripper pole<br />
    She sways to your prompting wiles<br />
    How can I but write?"<br />
    -- Koreye<br />
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    "This is a haiku<br />
    I'd like to give you something<br />
    Take off your panties."<br />
    -- Sidi<br />
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    "Ad reads: 'Cheap whore here...<br />
    'Tip me because i like it."<br />
    ...This is a haiku.<br />
    --Bravo Victor<br />
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    "green day was a band<br />
    they lynched thirteen black people<br />
    hodahviing was pleased"<br />
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    "dio was a god<br />
    he exploded rich, white, women's<br />
    heads. with his heavy rock"<br />
    -- EL3CTRIC CIGARETTE<br />
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    "The road I travel<br />
    A path of joy and sorrow<br />
    Is worth every step."<br />
    -- Apathetically RiO<br />
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    "I just saw her wink<br />
    Standing there looking at me<br />
    I wave nervously."<br />
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    "Compliments echo<br />
    In my head coming from my <br />
    Ears, making me blush."<br />
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    "She sat there knowing<br />
    Exactly what she wanted<br />
    To do, so naughty."<br />
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    "Perhaps there will be<br />
    A time where i can just talk<br />
    To you very soon."<br />
    -- Zealoumanequin<br />
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    "The spam is cooking<br />
    But the eggs are still in the<br />
    Refrigerator."<br />
    -- Jello_Bowl<br />
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    "You slide down the pole<br />
    While money flies past your tits<br />
    And my pants get tight."<br />
    -- Ryoudo<br />
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    "Move, sweat, run, jump, dance<br />
    Going to the gym is work<br />
    Your ass will thank you!"<br />
    -- TheIronicZombie<br />
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    "Putting up is hard<br />
    But putting out is easy<br />
    Which do you prefer?"<br />
    -- nosonia<br />
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    "Roses are red<br />
    Violets are blue<br />
    Damn girl, you fine."<br />
    --A failed haiku that i liked so much anyway i added it by Whorrebelle<br />
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    May lovers be loved <br />
    Haters to hate everyone <br />
    This poem is done<br />
    --Japsters <br />
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    I will fuck your ass<br />
    harder and even harder<br />
    then my cum you take<br />
    --Je suis un automaton<br />
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