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    Hello!<br />
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    Q. Are you a robot?<br />
    I get this a lot. No, I'm not a robot, but I do like complete sentences. Which is exactly what a robot would say to convince you they weren't a robot, so you're just going to have to trust me on this. Or give me the Voigt-Kampf Test.<br />
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    Q. What do you mod? (okay, fake question, no one ever asks this one. :T )<br />
    I mod the AD, PP, GD, Art Arena, and Friend's Chat. I love the AD best, but it is sadly unrequited most of the time. I'm like that guy who hangs around a girl for years, hoping it'll finally notice it. Except it's a forum. And I'm not a guy.<br />
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    Q. Do you think false FAQs are funny?<br />
    No, not at all!<br />
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    Q. Do you think false FAQs are witty?<br />
    Well, maybe a little. I'm pretty sure I'm wrong, though.<br />
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    Q. Did you draw that thing in your signature?<br />
    Well, if it looks like it was drawn (Ie, it's not obviously a real person), then yes, I almost certainly did. I do draw most of my signature images.<br />
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    Q. Will you draw me/enter my contest/etc?<br />
    Probably not, even if you offer me more gold than I could imagine (to be fair, I can probably think up a larger number than is actually in circulation in Gaia, and I will cheat and google one if I can't). I only rarely am available for commissions, as I'm busy as a computer science major and a mod, and when I am, I will certainly have an auction or shop thread linked in my signature.<br />
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    Q. Why didn't you move that thread/delete that spam/ban that guy before I even reported it? Why do I have to do everything around here if you're the mod?<br />
    Mods are volunteers, and as many sermons as I spent praying for superpowers as a kid, I wasn't blessed with precognition or telepathy. If you don't report it, I might just not see it, or I might be offline. I'm afraid this is probably the best proof that I'm not a robot after all.<br />
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    Q. How old are you? Where are you from? <br />
    Probably older than you, unless you're older than me. Texas.<br />
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    Q. Is your avatar supposed to be ________ from ________?<br />
    I am easily amused by avatar cosplay; if it looks like I'm doing one, odds are, I am. Even if it looks like a terrible job of one - I never said I was good at it.<br />
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    Q. Are you going to ban me?<br />
    Why, are you doing something that will get you banned?
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