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Hey, dolls. Welcome to my page. Hope it's not too boring or anything. So, what's up in your life? Everyone has a story. Feel free to leave a comment, or message me. I'm always happy to hear from anyone. Really.<br />
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But anyway, about me. I'm a girl. I'm fifteen. Call me Song, or Chord, because I don't really like my real name (Cordelia). Though, I suppose, I could have worse than a graceful and memorable Shakespearean name. I do not have pink or red hair (okay, its not pink anymore) like my avatar does, but that's only 'cause the 'rents won't let me. Can't wait until college, baby! Heh heh.<br />
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I love singing and acting. I write songs sometimes, though a lot of the time they're not too great. I'm working on starting a band at the moment, actually. I love Shakespeare and Broadway musicals. My favorite role ever was JoJo in Seussical. Basically, he's a moody, morbid midget, and a main character in my third play, woot woot! Really though, getting a principal role when it's your third play and first musical ever is sort of a big deal.<br />
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A note on my theater craziness: The things I do for theater. I am a pink frilly wonder at the moment [not anymore] becasuse I'm getting into character. I'm going to be Phoebe in Shakespeare's As You Like It, and she is, in our production, a pink frilly wonder. So let the frilliness begin! [A note on the frilliness: The frilliness is over. The show is over. Goodbye, Phoebe.]<br />
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Now, other facts about me:<br />
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I despise improper grammar. I don't mind lack of capitalization as an artistic method, but beyond that... Just don't. Also, spelling? Ever heard of that? It should be utilized every once and a while.<br />
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I view originality as much more important than money and the ability to see trends. If you're so awesome, don't show it by wearing the same sort of thing everyone wears. Show your personal style with something no one wears, and make a statement with simplicity. (For the record, rainbow toe socks trump all comers.)<br />
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I am a massive math nerd. I learn Precalculus in my spare time. FOR FUN. And I go to math meets and hang out with friends who are three years ahead in math class but still have half my score (that's my ego talking), and this absurd amount of nerdiness makes me truly happy. I'm also a science nerd (SCHRODINGER!) and a total bookworm. It's a beautiful thing, coming to terms with one's own nerdiness.<br />
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I am currently playing a character named Humbelina de Mantal in a play. What. The. Swear. was the directress thinking?!?!?!<br />
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I have never taken drugs. I have never drank. I have never smoked. I don't ever plan to. I am- what do they call it?- straight-edge? I think that's it. I'm a good girl, apart from some attitude problems, confidence problems, and swearing. But I'm getting through the confidence problems.<br />
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Speaking of "straight", I am. 'Nuff said. And no, I'm not looking for a boyfriend, so don't offer unless you want severe verbal abuse and crazy-harsh sarcasm. I'm reasonably good-looking (this is me working on improving my confidence, so let me be an egotist again for a second there), even in real life, but nothing is worth the verbal diatribes you'll have to live with.<br />
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If you're still reading this, you're way too bored or are developing a mild obsession. Good luck with either of the two. If you're bored, try reading- it's an actual pastime that hasn't been driven into hiding by TV and texting.<br />
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Oh, and by the way?<br />
Tiny Cooper HATES Over The Rainbow.<br />
Prometheus, the titan who gave us fire, just banned smoking.<br />
You WILL be married motley.<br />
Ganymede likes thee not.<br />
ROFL! What? Are you really rolling on the floor laughing? If so, stay down there while I KICK YOUR ASS.<br />
You're out of napkins.<br />
Yes, Simon can turn you into something that can be sprinkled on popcorn.<br />
The one at the end has taken the form of a footstool.<br />
Golden... and luminous!<br />
It's just a flesh wound!<br />
Snuggly bumpkins?<br />
BURMA!<br />
"I'm trying to find my friend Pat." "Pat Foley?" "Yes." "No." "Yes!" No! "YES! Now shut up!"<br />
You're allowed to think he's hot, just not date him!<br />
Gay guys always put dicks before math. (Simon, no one in the history of anything has ever said that.)<br />
And...<br />
We like to kidnap them in a van, and take them to somwehere dangerous... SURPRISE!<br />
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And if you're still reading, I'm way more amusing than I think I am.<br />
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Ninja singer, signing out.<br />
ninja