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    ╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═╝ heart heart <br />
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    Hi I'm a person who loves ANIME! My favorites are Bakemonogatari, Karin, Tokyo mew mew, Shugo Chara, Samurai 7,Naruto, Bleach,Mermaid melody, Rosario+Vampire,Touhou anime project doujin, Tales of Symphonia,Vocaloid,K-no,Yumeiro Patissiere,Yumeiro Patissiere Professional,Hime Chen! Otogi Chikku Idol Lilpri,Shuffle!,Shaman King,Tsubasa Chronicles,Princess Princess,Macross Frontier,Aoi Hana,School Days,School Rumble,Fruits Basket,FMA,Full Metal Panic,HunterXHunter,OHSHC,Haruhi Suzumiya(the whole series) and xxxHolic. <br />
    That is all of the animes i've watched and liked. <br />
    I hope to know more animes soon if <br />
    you have a suggestion for me plz message me! <br />
    Honto ni! Arigato Gozaimasu! My japanese side is showing. <br />
    6 Truths of Life... <br />
    <br />
    1. it is impossible to stick out <br />
    your tongue and look up at the <br />
    ceiling at the same time <br />
    2. All idiots, after reading #1 will attempt <br />
    to do it <br />
    3. Then they will discover that #1 is a lie <br />
    4. You are smiling right now because <br />
    you are an idiot <br />
    5. You will soon copy and paste this <br />
    to another idiot (or a diary entry) <br />
    6. There is still a stupid smile on your <br />
    face <br />
    <br />
    1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while <br />
    sleeping. ( that's the <br />
    only time I have to work on my hair). <br />
    <br />
    2. On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase <br />
    necessary. <br />
    Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? <br />
    <br />
    3. On a bar of Dial <br />
    soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." <br />
    (and that would be <br />
    how?...) <br />
    <br />
    4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving <br />
    suggestion: Defrost." <br />
    (but, it's "just" a suggestion). <br />
    <br />
    5. On <br />
    Tesco's Tiramisu dessert <br />
    (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside <br />
    down." (well...duh, a bit late, <br />
    huh)! <br />
    <br />
    6. On Marks & <br />
    Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after <br />
    heating." (...and <br />
    you thought?...) <br />
    <br />
    7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not <br />
    iron clothes on body." <br />
    (but wouldn't this save me more time?) <br />
    <br />
    8. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or <br />
    operate <br />
    machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to <br />
    reduce <br />
    the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those <br />
    5-year-olds <br />
    with head-colds off those forklifts.) <br />
    <br />
    9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: <br />
    "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm <br />
    taking this <br />
    because?...) <br />
    <br />
    10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For <br />
    indoor or outdoor use <br />
    only." (as opposed to...what?) <br />
    <br />
    11. On <br />
    a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other <br />
    use." <br />
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) <br />
    <br />
    12.On <br />
    Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a <br />
    news <br />
    flash) <br />
    <br />
    13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: <br />
    "Instructions: Open <br />
    packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly <br />
    Delta?) <br />
    <br />
    14. On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this <br />
    garment does <br />
    not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I <br />
    blame the parents <br />
    for this one.) <br />
    <br />
    15. On a Swedish chainsaw: <br />
    "Do not attempt to stop chain with your <br />
    hands." (...was there a lot <br />
    of this happening somewhere?) <br />
    <br />
    16. On Peanut M'n'M's: <br />
    "WARNING: May contain peanuts"(i hate peanuts in my peanut M'm'M's!) <br />
    A white man said, <br />
    "Colored people are not allowed here." <br />
    <br />
    The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: <br />
    <br />
    "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK <br />
    When I grew up I was BLACK, <br />
    When I'm sick I'm BLACK, <br />
    When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, <br />
    When I'm cold I'm BLACK, <br />
    When I die I'll be BLACK. <br />
    But you sir. <br />
    When you are born you're PINK <br />
    When you grow up you're WHITE, <br />
    When you're sick, you're GREEN, <br />
    When you go in the sun you turn RED, <br />
    When you're cold you turn BLUE, <br />
    And when you die you turn PURPLE. <br />
    And you have the nerve to call me colored?" <br />
    *Paste this on your profile if you hate racist people.* <br />
    <br />
    If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, <br />
    copy and paste this into your profile. <br />
    <br />
    98% of girl teens would cry <br />
    their ass off if they saw justin <br />
    beiber get hit by a car. <br />
    If you are one of the 2% who <br />
    would say "Finally my ears <br />
    will stop bleeding" post this <br />
    on your profile/diary. <br />
    <br />
    1. Hold your breath ♥ <br />
    2. Go to your profile and add this ♥ <br />
    3. Still holding your breath ♥ <br />
    4. If you made it, your a good kisser ♥ <br />
    <br />
    |...........| <br />
    |...........| Put this on your <br />
    |...........| page if you have <br />
    |.......O.| ever pushed a <br />
    |...........| door that said pull! <br />
    |...........| <br />
    |...........| <br />
    <br />
    My name is Syd <br />
    I am but three, <br />
    My eyes are swollen <br />
    I cannot see, <br />
    I must be stupid <br />
    I must be bad, <br />
    What else could have made <br />
    My daddy so mad? <br />
    <br />
    I wish I were better <br />
    I wish I weren't ugly, <br />
    Then maybe my mommy <br />
    Would still want to hug me. <br />
    <br />
    I can't speak at all <br />
    I can't do a wrong <br />
    Or else I'm locked up <br />
    All the day long. <br />
    <br />
    When I awake I'm all alone <br />
    The house is dark <br />
    My folks aren't home. <br />
    When my mommy does come <br />
    I'll try and be nice, <br />
    So maybe I'll get just <br />
    One whipping tonight. <br />
    <br />
    Don't make a sound! <br />
    I just heard a car <br />
    My daddy is back <br />
    From Charlie's Bar. <br />
    <br />
    I hear him curse <br />
    My name he calls <br />
    I press myself <br />
    Against the wall. <br />
    <br />
    I try and hide <br />
    From his evil eyes <br />
    I'm so afraid now <br />
    I'm starting to cry. <br />
    <br />
    He finds me weeping <br />
    He shouts ugly words, <br />
    He says its my fault <br />
    That he suffers at work. <br />
    <br />
    He slaps me and hits me <br />
    And yells at me more, <br />
    I finally get free <br />
    And I run for the door. <br />
    <br />
    He's already locked it <br />
    And I start to bawl, <br />
    He takes me and throws me <br />
    Against the hard wall. <br />
    <br />
    I fall to the floor <br />
    With my bones nearly broken, <br />
    And my daddy continues <br />
    With more bad words spoken. <br />
    <br />
    "I'm sorry!", I scream <br />
    But its now much too late <br />
    His face has been twisted <br />
    Into unimaginable hate. <br />
    <br />
    The hurt and the pain <br />
    Again and again <br />
    Oh please God, have mercy! <br />
    Oh please let it end! <br />
    <br />
    And he finally stops <br />
    And heads for the door, <br />
    While I lay there motionless <br />
    Sprawled on the floor. <br />
    <br />
    My name is Syd <br />
    And I am but three, <br />
    Tonight my daddy <br />
    Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this <br />
    to your profile if you are against child abuse <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    ╔══╗♫ <br />
    ║██║paste this <br />
    ║(o) ║to your profile <br />
    ╚══╝ if u love music! <br />
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    put this pic on ur profile if ryo and ichigo are cutest couple eva!! <br />
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    1] I need to тell you a secret look at 5 ♥ <br />
    [2] тhe answer is look at 11 ♥ <br />
    [3] Don't get mad look at 15 ♥ <br />
    [4] Calm down don't get mad now look at 13 ♥ <br />
    [5] First look at 2 ♥ <br />
    [6] Don't be that angry look at 12 ♥ <br />
    [7] I just wanted to say hi. ♥ <br />
    [8] What I wanted to tell you is...look at 14 ♥ <br />
    [9] вe patient look at 4 ♥ <br />
    [10] тhis is the last time look at 7 ♥ <br />
    [11] I hope your not mad when I say look at 6 ♥ <br />
    [12] Oops i mean look at 8 ♥ <br />
    [13] actually...sorry look at 10 ♥ <br />
    [14] I don't know how to say this look at 3 ♥ <br />
    [15] You must be really mad look at number 4 ♥ <br />
    <br />
    ╔══╗ <br />
    ║╔╗║ if you ♥ anime!! <br />
    ║╚╝╠══╦╦══╦═╗ <br />
    ║╔╗║╔╗║║║║║╩╣ <br />
    ╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╩╩╩╩═║ ♥ <br />
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    cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the only iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? <br />
    <br />
    Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! <br />
    Paste it on ur profile if u think its aewosme! <br />
    <br />
    put this on your <br />
    ---██---Tinier Me profile <br />
    █████ if your <br />
    ---██--- not embarrassed <br />
    ---██--- to tell <br />
    ---██--- others that <br />
    ---██--- you're a Christian <br />
    <br />
    Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! <br />
    ║Think I'm Trippin?...Tiε Mч Shσε! <br />
    ║Cαn't Stαnd Mε?...Sit Dσωn! <br />
    ║Cαn't Fαce Mε?...Wεll Turn Arσund! <br />
    ║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt! <br />
    ║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! <br />
    ║Think Im Uglч?...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε! <br />
    ║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε?...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ! <br />
    ║Dσn't Knσw Mε?... Dσn't Judge Mε! <br />
    ║Think Yσu Knσw Mε?...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα! <br />
    ║Want to Insult me?...You're hurting and bringing shame to yourself. <br />
    ║Think I'm Not Cool?... Go Get A Fan! <br />
    ║Think I'm A Loser?....Find A Trophy! <br />
    ║Think I Have No Life?...Go Find One! <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 1 year old, <br />
    your mom celebrated the first birthday of you, <br />
    you thanked her by crying all day long. <br />
    <br />
    When you were 2 years old, <br />
    your mom started teaching you how to talk, <br />
    you thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 3 years old, <br />
    your mom brought you to the park, <br />
    you thanked her by running around the pond, and chasing the ducks. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 4 years old, <br />
    your mom bought you some toys, <br />
    you thanked her by breaking the toys on the next day. <br />
    <br />
    When you were 5 years old, <br />
    your mom bought you a story book and read it to you, <br />
    you thanked her by ripping it piece to piece. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 6 years old, <br />
    your mom sent you to the kindergarten, so that you can start making friends, <br />
    but you thanked her by fighting with your classmate. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 7 years old, <br />
    your mom made you a very nice lunch for the first day of school, <br />
    you thanked her by throwing your foods around the class. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 8 years old, <br />
    your mom handed you an ice cream, <br />
    you thanked her by dripping it all over your lap. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 9 years old, <br />
    she paid for piano lessons, <br />
    you thanked her by never even bothering to practice. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, <br />
    from soccer to football to one birthday party after another, <br />
    you thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 11 years old, <br />
    she took you and your friends to the movies, <br />
    you thanked her by asking to sit in a different row. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 12 years old, <br />
    she warned you not to watch certain TV shows, <br />
    you thanked her by waiting until she left the house. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 13 years old, <br />
    she suggested a haircut that was becoming, <br />
    you thanked her by telling her she had no taste. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp, <br />
    you thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug, <br />
    you thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car, <br />
    you thanked her by taking it every chance you could. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call, <br />
    you thanked her by being on the phone all night. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation you thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 19, she paid for your college ,drove you to campus, carried your bags. You <br />
    thanked <br />
    her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed <br />
    in front of your friends. (not about college, but similar) <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your <br />
    wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply <br />
    she loved you. You thanked her by moving <br />
    halfway across the country. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    When you were 50, she fell ill and <br />
    needed you to take care of her. <br />
    You thanked her by reading about <br />
    the burden parents become to their <br />
    children. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    And then, one day, she quietly died. <br />
    And everything you never did came <br />
    crashing down like thunder on <br />
    YOUR HEART.. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    if you love your mom.......repost this as this made me cry in your diary.... <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means... <br />
    A: hot <br />
    B: loves <br />
    people <br />
    C: good kisser <br />
    D: makes people laugh <br />
    E: Has gorgeous <br />
    eyes <br />
    F: people wild and crazy adore you <br />
    G: very outgoing <br />
    H: easy to fall in love with <br />
    I: loves to laugh and smile <br />
    J: is really sweet <br />
    K: really silly <br />
    L: smile to die for <br />
    M: makes dating fun <br />
    N:can kick the heck out of you <br />
    O: has one of the best personalities <br />
    ever <br />
    P: popular with all types of people <br />
    Q: a hypocrite <br />
    R: good <br />
    boyfriend or girlfriend <br />
    S: cute <br />
    T: very good kisser <br />
    U: is very hot <br />
    V: not judgmental <br />
    W: very broad minded <br />
    X: never let people <br />
    tell you what to do <br />
    Y: is loved by everyone <br />
    Z: a loud personality <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    You know you are in 2011 when: <br />
    1) You accidentaly enter your <br />
    password on a microwave. <br />
    <br />
    2) You haven't played solitare with <br />
    real cards for years <br />
    <br />
    3) The reason for not staying in <br />
    touch with your friends is they <br />
    dont have a screenname or <br />
    myspace <br />
    <br />
    4) You'd rather look all over <br />
    the house for the remote <br />
    instead of just pushing the <br />
    buttons on the TV <br />
    <br />
    6) Your boss doesn't even <br />
    have the ability to do your <br />
    job. <br />
    <br />
    7) As you read this list you <br />
    keep nodding and smiling. <br />
    <br />
    cool As you read this list you <br />
    think about sending it to all <br />
    your friends. <br />
    <br />
    9) And you were too busy to <br />
    notice number 5. <br />
    <br />
    10) You scrolled back up to <br />
    see if there was a number 5. <br />
    <br />
    11) Now you are laughing <br />
    at yourself stupidly. <br />
    <br />
    If you fell for this, copy and <br />
    paste it on YOUR page <br />
    and let other people fall for this! <br />
    <br />
    You know ur addicted to bleach when... <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    1.When you think a bat is a hell butterfly <br />
    <br />
    2. You hear an explosion & say <br />
    there's a hollow outside to the police <br />
    <br />
    3. You dye your hair orange look in the morning <br />
    and say "Ohayo, Ichigo!' <br />
    <br />
    4. You call strawberries Kurosaki <br />
    <br />
    5. You stay up 24 hours a day and <br />
    refresh the page just to see <br />
    if there is more fanfiction. <br />
    <br />
    6. Break out into random song <br />
    and its from the ot/et <br />
    <br />
    7. You stay up every night on <br />
    Saturdays to watch the 2nd showing <br />
    of Bleach on Adult Swim. <br />
    <br />
    8. When you're trying to get to sleep, <br />
    you're thinking about what <br />
    you just happened in <br />
    the new Bleach episode! <br />
    <br />
    9. When you see a leaf fall, <br />
    you instantly run for cover... <br />
    <br />
    10. When you start to introduce <br />
    Bleach to all your other friends. <br />
    <br />
    11. When you walk to the comic section, <br />
    while the rest of your friends are at the <br />
    other section in the book store. <br />
    <br />
    12. When you start to <br />
    dream weird dreams of Bleach. <br />
    <br />
    13. When you try your best to draw <br />
    Bleach characters, <br />
    and get moody when you can't. <br />
    <br />
    14. When you play the ot/et, whenever you <br />
    can get your hands on a hp or mp3 with those songs. <br />
    <br />
    15. When you print the lyrics and you <br />
    try your best to master the song, <br />
    when you don't know <br />
    the language at all. <br />
    <br />
    16. When you save thousands of pictures <br />
    of Bleach in your com. <br />
    <br />
    17. When you start making plans to be a <br />
    Shinigami after you die. <br />
    <br />
    18. You wonder why you're in a <br />
    mental hospital just because you <br />
    yelled bankai 37 times in public <br />
    <br />
    19. When you're watching a movie you <br />
    replace all characters with Bleach characters. <br />
    <br />
    20. When you threaten someone <br />
    with the phrase <br />
    "Don't make me go Bankai on you " <br />
    and you're dead serious. <br />
    <br />
    21. Whenever you see a funeral, <br />
    you think their soul has <br />
    been eaten by a hollow. <br />
    <br />
    22. When you randomly <br />
    pick up a cat on the street <br />
    in front of your friends and say: <br />
    Hey guys it's my old friend Yoruichi! <br />
    They stand there clueless... <br />
    <br />
    23. When you see a ghost and <br />
    ask them if they know Ichigo <br />
    <br />
    24. When you burst out laughing when <br />
    someone talks about cleaning detergents. <br />
    <br />
    25. When instead of saying by god u <br />
    find yourself saying <br />
    By The Honour Of The Quincy <br />
    <br />
    26. When you start calling the men/boys <br />
    around u "(insert name)-kun" <br />
    and the women "(insert name)-san" <br />
    <br />
    27. When you put red flames on the side <br />
    of the logo on the bleach bottle <br />
    and underline it blue <br />
    <br />
    28. When you run out side shouting <br />
    "The hollows are coming, <br />
    the hollows are coming" <br />
    <br />
    29. You decided to act out parts of Bleach, <br />
    with you and your friends <br />
    playing the characters. <br />
    <br />
    30. Are able to memorize everything about <br />
    Bleach from Wikipedia and <br />
    are able to recite it. <br />
    <br />
    31. You Keep up with the anime and <br />
    manga every Thursday/Friday. <br />
    <br />
    32. Start freaking out when Bleach <br />
    skips a week. <br />
    <br />
    33. Your screen name contains a reference <br />
    to Bleach SOMEWHERE in it. <br />
    <br />
    34. You celebrate all the characters birthdays <br />
    <br />
    35. Cry when the best of said video <br />
    games aren't ever being <br />
    brought to America. <br />
    <br />
    36. You have bleach voices in your head <br />
    <br />
    37. You and your twelve closest <br />
    anime-freak friends nickname <br />
    yourselves <br />
    after the division captains <br />
    <br />
    38. You hate anyone who still <br />
    thinks bleach is a cleaning detergent. <br />
    <br />
    39. You go crazy when people ask <br />
    "Bleach? What's that?" <br />
    And you yell at them, <br />
    saying it's the best show ever! <br />
    <br />
    40. You write Bleach fanfics when <br />
    you should be doing your schoolwork. <br />
    <br />
    41. You can change any conversation <br />
    to be about Bleach. <br />
    <br />
    42. When you challenge your friends <br />
    to see who can watch the most <br />
    Bleach in one day. <br />
    <br />
    43. Ask your parents/ teachers to have a <br />
    Bleach theme party <br />
    <br />
    44. When you buy a black bathrobe <br />
    and go up to random people and say <br />
    "You can't see me." <br />
    <br />
    45. You know more about bleach than you do about math <br />
    <br />
    46. When you talk to your cat Yourichi <br />
    on a regular basis <br />
    <br />
    47. When you calculate the number of <br />
    hours it will take to watch the entire series <br />
    <br />
    48. When the majority of you're msn <br />
    screen name is lines from Bleach <br />
    <br />
    49. When you've joined a Facebook group called <br />
    "Addicted to Bleach" <br />
    and all of your friends think <br />
    that you try to drink detergent. <br />
    <br />
    50. When your mom talks to you every <br />
    morning so you wont talk about Bleach. <br />
    <br />
    15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~ <br />
    <br />
    1. Set all the alarm clocks in <br />
    Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. <br />
    <br />
    2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor <br />
    leading to the rest rooms. <br />
    <br />
    3. Walk up to an employee and tell <br />
    him/her in an official tone, <br />
    " 'Code 3' in housewares" <br />
    .... and see what happens. <br />
    <br />
    4. Go up to the Service Desk and <br />
    ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. <br />
    <br />
    5. Move a <br />
    'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' <br />
    sign to a carpeted area. <br />
    <br />
    6. Set up a tent in the camping department <br />
    and tell other shoppers <br />
    you'll invite them in <br />
    if they'll bring pillows <br />
    from the bedding department. <br />
    <br />
    7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, <br />
    begin to cry and ask, <br />
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" <br />
    <br />
    8. Look right into the security camera <br />
    & use it as a mirror, <br />
    and pick your nose. <br />
    <br />
    9. While handling guns in the <br />
    hunting department, ask the clerk <br />
    if he knows where the <br />
    anti - depressants are. <br />
    <br />
    10. Dart around the store suspiciously <br />
    loudly humming the <br />
    "Mission Impossible" theme. <br />
    <br />
    11. In the auto department, practice your <br />
    "Madonna look" using different size funnels. <br />
    <br />
    12. Hide in a clothing <br />
    rack and when people browse through, <br />
    say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" <br />
    <br />
    13. When an announcement comes <br />
    over the loud speaker, <br />
    assume the fetal position and scream <br />
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" <br />
    <br />
    14. Go into a fitting room and <br />
    shut the door and wait a while <br />
    and then yell, <br />
    very loudly, <br />
    "There is no toilet paper in here!" <br />
    <br />
    15. Get several bouncy balls and <br />
    throw them down an aisle shouting <br />
    "Go, Pikachu, go!" <br />
    <br />
    ~~~~~~~~3 ways to be <br />
    KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~ <br />
    <br />
    #1:Unwrap all the chocolate bars <br />
    saying: <br />
    "I've got to find that golden ticket.." <br />
    <br />
    #2 razz ut a Dora explorer doll <br />
    in the middle of the store and <br />
    if someone tries to pick it up, <br />
    jump out and say: <br />
    "SWIPER NO SWIPING!" <br />
    <br />
    #3:Throw Skittles at people and shout <br />
    :"Taste the freaking Rainbow!!!!" <br />
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />
    35 Things to do in an Elevator <br />
    <br />
    1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, <br />
    peer inside and ask <br />
    "Got enough air in there?" <br />
    <br />
    2. Stand silent and motionless <br />
    in the corner facing the wall <br />
    without getting off. <br />
    <br />
    3. When arriving at your floor, <br />
    grunt and strain to yank the doors open, <br />
    then act as if you're embarrassed <br />
    when they open themselves. <br />
    <br />
    4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake <br />
    and ask him or her <br />
    to call you Admiral. <br />
    <br />
    5. Meow occasionally. <br />
    <br />
    6. Stare at another passenger for a while. <br />
    Then announce in horror: <br />
    "You're one of THEM!" <br />
    - and back away slowly. <br />
    <br />
    7. Say "DING!" at each floor. <br />
    <br />
    8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" <br />
    and push all the red buttons. <br />
    <br />
    9. Make explosion noises when anyone <br />
    presses a button. <br />
    <br />
    10. Stare grinning at another passenger <br />
    for a while, then announce: <br />
    "I have new socks on." <br />
    <br />
    11. When the elevator is silent, <br />
    look around and ask: <br />
    "Is that your beeper?" <br />
    <br />
    12. Try to make personal calls on the <br />
    emergency phone. <br />
    <br />
    13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk <br />
    and announce to the other passengers: <br />
    "This is my personal space." <br />
    <br />
    14. When there's only one other person <br />
    in the elevator, <br />
    tap them on the shoulder, <br />
    then pretend it wasn't you. <br />
    <br />
    15. As you are coming to the end <br />
    of the journey, <br />
    get emotional and have a group hug. <br />
    Tell them that you will never forget them. <br />
    <br />
    16. Ask if you can push the button for <br />
    other people but push the wrong ones. <br />
    <br />
    17. Hold the doors open and say you're <br />
    waiting for your friend. <br />
    After a while, <br />
    let the doors close and say <br />
    "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" <br />
    <br />
    18. Drop a pen and wait until someone <br />
    reaches to help pick it up, then scream: <br />
    "That's mine!" <br />
    <br />
    19. Bring a camera and take pictures <br />
    of everyone in the lift. <br />
    <br />
    20. Pretend you're a flight attendant <br />
    and review emergency procedures <br />
    and exits with the passengers. <br />
    <br />
    21. Swat at flies that don't exist. <br />
    <br />
    22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. <br />
    <br />
    23. Make car race noises when someone <br />
    gets on or off. <br />
    <br />
    24. Congratulate all for being in the same <br />
    lift with you. <br />
    <br />
    25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: <br />
    "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" <br />
    <br />
    26. Walk on with a cooler that says <br />
    "human head" on the side. <br />
    <br />
    27. While the doors are opening, <br />
    hurriedly whisper, <br />
    "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. <br />
    <br />
    28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. <br />
    <br />
    29. Walk into the lift and say <br />
    "This reminds me of being buried alive. <br />
    Ah, those were the days..." <br />
    <br />
    30. Take shoes off before entering. <br />
    Then look shocked and disgusted <br />
    when the others don't. <br />
    <br />
    31. Ask people which floor they want, then <br />
    say in your <br />
    'Who wants to be a millionaire' style voice: <br />
    "Is that your final answer? " <br />
    <br />
    32. Also in your bellboy act, <br />
    ask what floor they want. <br />
    Whatever they say, give them a glare and say <br />
    "you should be ashamed of yourself!", <br />
    and leave the lift tutting. <br />
    <br />
    33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" <br />
    <br />
    34. Tell people that you can see their aura. <br />
    <br />
    35. When the doors close, announce <br />
    to the others, "It's okay. <br />
    Don't panic, they open up again." <br />
    <br />
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