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  • Artist Info: First thing's first: You must navigate to my fanfiction page in the near future. Or terrible, terrible things may happen...<br />
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    http://fanfiction.net/~fruiTmajik<br />
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    Hey, fellow mutant birdkid freaks! My name is Liz, (Thalia, Rose Brightember, fruiTmajik) and I'm 13. I have frizzy/bushy/curly blondish hair, greenish grayish blue eyes, an unbearably dark orange tan, and a migity kind of height. <br />
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    I'm a huge fan of sarcasam, because you couldn't tell that. I live in Cheney, Washington, you know, that state that everyone seems to think is totally rainy because of Seattle and Twilight? Yeah, well if it weren't for the Spokane River and ten billion lakes around here, we would be like, desert. <br />
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    However, I love, love, love the rain, especaily if there's thunder and lightning along with it. I've lived in the same boring yellow house my entire life, and sometimes it seems like the most sagnificant thing around here is the pine forest-or so some people would say. I think that life is just as exciting as you make it, so I live in my own little world where lambs frollic, and the "world's economy has collapsed and been replaced by one based off of the value of chocolate." <br />
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    Hehe. In case you haven't noticed, I'm just a leetle bit obsessed with Maximum Ride. Ah, James Patterson, King of the Plot Twists. *Sigh* Two weeks ago my biggest obsession was twilight, but I was young. And foolish. I mean, yeah, Stephenie Meyer is still amazing, but James Patterson is WAYY better. 8-Pak wolves VS. Erasers? Well, okay, so the oversized teenage (and not to mention HOT) boys win. But only because the Erasers are evil. I can't have competion, can I? <br />
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    And speaking of evil things, so are socks, cataloupes, and Justin Bieber. Urg. Don't even start me ranting about that "16 year old" freak. You hear about his nail polish? And here I thought there were some things that only Miley Cyrus can think of. Now, Evanesence, Paramore, Avril Lavinge, P!nk, Fall Out Boy, Black Eyed Peas, and Taylor Swift? That's REAL music. And glee! Glee! Glee until you puke! <br />
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    Back to my bookiness-I love Sisters Grimm. Well, actually, I love fairy tales. But not the Disney-softened ones, as cool as those are, I'd rather read original Grimm tales, or Hans Christian Andersen, William Shakespeare, Lewis Carrol. <br />
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    And then there's Harry Potter-it was the amazing J. K. Rowling, with a little help from my favorite brother, Richard, who got me hooked on reading. When I was in preschool, Rich started reading them to me...preschool! Before then, I'd hated reading at all, but look where I am now...on fanfiction and gaia with you freaks! <br />
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    My friends help me through my not always hunky-dory life--if you ever happen to meet Cheyenne, Julie, Lunay, Alexander (there you go, I used your "real" name.) Rachel, Britney, Lela, Kayla, Sadie, Alyssa, Shenayeh, Rose, or any of my imaginary friends in a dark alley, give them a big hug from me. And if you meet Techie...hit him with a purse. XD <br />
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    I have several inside jokes with my friends, especailly Cheye, and that happens to be one of them. Along with HAMSTER DOOM!!! I also have a lot of friends, but we're all proud losers!!! mrgreen ninja <br />
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    I'm not big on TV, (I'm more of a Internet girl) but Cheye can have the credit for getting me osessed with glee and NCIS and glee. I'm going to be Abby for Halloween! <br />
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    Now, let's see...I'm Mormon, which, FYI, does not necisarilly mean that I'm going to hell. Please, I get enough anti-Mormon crap at school, and I don't need it on gaia. I won't try to force it on anyone, but I belive it, so buzz off. <br />
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    Now, on to more pleasant matters. I'm a Drama QUEEN, having been in four plays, (I know, not an extremely impressive record) and I'm a really good actress, even if I'm a terrible liar. My dream roles are Glinda from Wicked, Christine from Phantom, and Zylte from Fiddler. <br />
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    I have been known to burst randomly into song of a Charlie the Unicorn variety. (*Put a bananna in your eeeear!!*) <br />
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    My one and only collection: Valentine Chocolate Boxes. The heart shaped kind. <br />
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    My favorite foods are chocolate, soup of any kind, strawberry cheesecake ice cream, and cheese wan-tons. <br />
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    I have two beautiful cats-Grace; the gray, skiddish one, and Midnight; the black, crazy, will-eat-anything-in-sight, annoying yet still my fluffy favorite one. I want a pet dragon, but, for some strange reason, my parents won't let me. <br />
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    I used to have the crappiest MP3 player ever, but it got smashed by a rubber hammer. Go figure. I have a $50 one from Walmart now. Slightly less sucky.<br />
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    I had a sort of boyfriend, Snipe, and he no longer rocks.<br />
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    Love always, and may the freaks rule the world,<br />
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    --Liz ninja
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