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    My name is voytek. Yes its weird but its Polish cause thats where i was born >:] i speak Polish well. Im 15 and im bi so i love you~. Some hobbies are: snowboarding , skateboarding , cooking , photography and sex lawl Yes i am a huge pervert. anyways leave a comment <br />
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    ~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
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    1.Get 24 boxes of deodorant and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<br />
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,<br />
    "'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.<br />
    5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br />
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,<br />
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.<br />
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.<br />
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.<br />
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,<br />
    say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"<br />
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..<br />
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"<br />
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!<br />
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"<br />
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    ~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
    HILLARIOUS<br />
    #1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.<br />
    #2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."<br />
    #3 razz ut a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"<br />
    #4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"<br />
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    White man walks up to black man.<br />
    White man says, "Colored people don't belong here!"<br />
    Black man says,<br />
    "I was born BLACK."<br />
    "I grew up BLACK."<br />
    "When I get sick, I'm BLACK."<br />
    "When I'm cold, I'm BLACK."<br />
    "When I'm in the sun, I'm BLACK."<br />
    "When I die, I'm BLACK."<br />
    "You were born PINK."<br />
    "You grew up WHITE."<br />
    "When you're sick, you turn GREEN."<br />
    "When you're in the sun, you turn RED."<br />
    "When you're cold, you turn BLUE."<br />
    "When you die, you turn PURPLE."<br />
    "And you have the nerve to call me colored?"<br />
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    The white man turned around, and walked away.<br />
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    FRIENDS<br />
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    FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.<br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.<br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs<br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM<br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.<br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fawked up ... but that s**t was fun!"<br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.<br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: cry with you<br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TRUE FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.<br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.<br />
    TRUE FRINDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.<br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.<br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.<br />
    FAKE FRINDS: Would knock on your front door.<br />
    TRUE FRINDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"<br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.<br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life.<br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.<br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.<br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out<br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.<br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Will steal this<br />
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