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My name is voytek. Yes its weird but its Polish cause thats where i was born >:] i speak Polish well. Im 15 and im bi so i love you~. Some hobbies are: snowboarding , skateboarding , cooking , photography and sex lawl Yes i am a huge pervert. anyways leave a comment <br />
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~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
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1.Get 24 boxes of deodorant and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<br />
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,<br />
"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.<br />
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br />
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,<br />
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.<br />
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.<br />
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.<br />
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,<br />
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"<br />
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..<br />
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"<br />
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!<br />
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"<br />
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~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
HILLARIOUS<br />
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.<br />
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."<br />
#3 razz ut a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"<br />
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"<br />
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White man walks up to black man.<br />
White man says, "Colored people don't belong here!"<br />
Black man says,<br />
"I was born BLACK."<br />
"I grew up BLACK."<br />
"When I get sick, I'm BLACK."<br />
"When I'm cold, I'm BLACK."<br />
"When I'm in the sun, I'm BLACK."<br />
"When I die, I'm BLACK."<br />
"You were born PINK."<br />
"You grew up WHITE."<br />
"When you're sick, you turn GREEN."<br />
"When you're in the sun, you turn RED."<br />
"When you're cold, you turn BLUE."<br />
"When you die, you turn PURPLE."<br />
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"<br />
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The white man turned around, and walked away.<br />
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FRIENDS<br />
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.<br />
TRUE FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.<br />
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs<br />
TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM<br />
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.<br />
TRUE FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fawked up ... but that s**t was fun!"<br />
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.<br />
TRUE FRIENDS: cry with you<br />
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TRUE FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.<br />
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.<br />
TRUE FRINDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.<br />
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.<br />
TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.<br />
FAKE FRINDS: Would knock on your front door.<br />
TRUE FRINDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"<br />
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.<br />
TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life.<br />
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.<br />
TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.<br />
TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out<br />
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.<br />
TRUE FRIENDS: Will steal this<br />
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