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  • Artist Info: Redo then =3= <br />
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    This is my third time trying to do this. I......... emo .......... emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo <br />
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    Ugh, I had perfect, just BEAUTIFUL stuff going for me here. Like...it would bring tears and smiles to y'all's faces. But noooo, I don't know how to use a laptop T////T <br />
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    So...give me a moment crying crying emo crying crying crying crying Okay it's done. emotion_donotwant No more tears, I'm just gonna get to it. <br />
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    I'm Jester ^^ I used to be Xanzi, but she is covered in so many cyber STDs I don't really wanna touch the name anymore.....I was Elmo for a little while in middle school, but she's full of broken dreams if I recall properly with all the friends I added on facebook and never ever got messaged =3=. I like Jester though. She's new, fresh, got a good incentive. Real stand up girl name right? ACTUALLY! It's unisex enough that you people won't know without a visual image of my breasts plus vagina in your face letting you know I'm a girl. <br />
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    I'm sorry, I spazzed a little, she just came to me, but let me shake her in. Get to know her character. <br />
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    Okay, I'm Jester, and I'm a snitch. On Xanzi, and MommyCookies. Those girls are naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty. It's not their fault. Not really. I mean, put a dick in a face and there's two options, suck or slap.....or bite, or punch.....or gnash............or stab......or...........Okay I'm demented. Move on. <br />
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    Sorry for the crude language ^^" There's really no censoring yourself when you're not thinking about it and it just slips out. The thing is to curse "like a lady". That means when a "lady" curses it comes out like cheese_whine and just super smooth on the lips and easy on the tongue. <br />
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    Still, this is about me, but I just assumed Jester. I'm gonna take the name and snitch though. It's still about ME, but it's not about ME (Jester) or the ME that y'all outside know (I swear to fuck heavens if you say my name I will cut you. Where? Leave it to you >:3)<br />
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    So, where to start? Uhhhhmm....I can start with Imani...but she's....not bad, not good, she's pretty much somewhere between twisted and evil but closer to twisted. They say that if you look her directly in between her legs you'll be met with a face of absolute so shocking you'll literally go burning_eyes . <br />
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    But yeah, I can't out my girl Imani like that. That'd be mean. Not to mention, she's got so much shit against her that if you try to piss it off, that's the reason her skin is still brown....ouch...my soul T///T. I'm gonna stop ragging on Imani because it's getting old, so let's start with MommyCookies. See where she goes huh? Oh.....actuaaaaally......in the middle of MommyCookies, Xanzi is born!! ImaFairy is bad too. But she's so rarely mentioned, I actually didn't remember her deeds until JUST now......<br />
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    Imani what're you hiding from the world? "Disgusting women that would cause terror on the human race. Thank me now, I'm getting hella tired of carrying y'all." <br />
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    MOMMYCOOKIES<br />
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    MommyCookies was the first name I chose for my gaia on this account. I unfortunately can't remember for the life of me the names of my first two Gaian ladies (this isn't my first account ^^) But because I can't remember my first name, let's pretend MommyCookies is the name I gave myself when I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.....11? 11 Sounds about right. Cookies was a fucked up kid man. Loved cursing, loved yelling, loved asking questions, hated spelling properly (that's the grammar Nazi I've been culturing since I turned 16). The only reason Cookies was made was because I went to a Boys and Girls Club and made it into the computer lab to see this girl...or boy...or was it Iron?...I think my friend Iron (not his real name, but let's pretend I'm Homeland Security) was on it, and his sister Merida was just patrolling around making sure the kids weren't going on porn when he introduced me and my brother Prince to Gaia. We were all like "AW SHIT NIGGA! THE HELL IS THAT?!?!!? YOU LOOK SO COOL!!" He really didn't, but it was a loong time ago, and even noob characters looked good in rally. <br />
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    About a week later, we all had one and were rolling through the rally like ballas and badasses. Cookies got lost cause there were so many arrows and so many places to explore in a parking lot. You following? Please remember who Cookies is, and don't get lost when I say Cookies. I'm counting on you. <br />
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    Cookies was like, "What's this white space mean?" And then BOOM! I had a black Scion and I was like, "MY CHAIR!!" She'd literally say that. Like, she'd see someone coming from the top of the screen and would type as fast as she could that that car was her chair and they better back the fuck up. Then some asshole decided to share. And what is she gonna do? Hit him? THERE'S NO ACTION FOR THAT! So she threatened the fuck out of him and he sent her a friend request twenty minutes later =3= Twisted, right?<br />
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    Uhhhm, can you believe that when you're under thirteen and tell people you're under thirteen they still wanna chill? I dooooooooooooooon't really wanna tell y'all how Cookies was my first alias to lose her cyber virginity, because y'all will literally be like "Why do I care? That's disgusting. You're a dumb fuck. Yoooooou could've left. Why didn't you leave? You, madame, are a major dumb fuck." Yeah I am. But emotion_eyebrow curiosity killed the cat. As perverted as I was at 11, I was honestly innocent as hell. So when I did wanna leave, I didn't know how crying I didn't wanna click the exit out cause it seemed like it'd be mean, so the entire time this guy is trying to cyber with Cookies I'm trying to make random conversation. I can't give examples, but I'll try..............Nope, I can't. Just imagine someone saying they're taking their shirt off and you're like "The air conditioning is on really high, you'll get cold." And then they wanna take their pants off and you're in between a flower and a window like "But your pants are still on your avatar." <br />
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    Only when someone yells at you do you get the picture. And so Cookies got the picture, didn't like it, and got cyber raped I believe? Sooooooooooo.......One, I've done the impossible people. It's super annoying to think about, so let's go somewhere else. <br />
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    KITTYQUEENIE<br />
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    I'm only mentioning my DragonFable account so I can remember my username XDDD I think mommycookies was my password.....Actually, totally just checked it. I don't remember my Dragon Fable T///T The times I had on that game. All I remember honestly is coming on and off 6th and 7th grade and doing every quest I could because there was always so many upgrades. There was this one desert mission, niggas thought they could jump out of the sand and be like bap bap. Nuh uh! I was like, "GO RANDOM SHARK DOG CREATURE!" Knock fuckers back XDDD I need to stop cursing...It's getting distasteful to me by now. Sorry if it's annoyed any of the rest of y'all (nope, it's still just me) so far, but I'm gonna try and severely calm all of the profanity down. Unless the moment serves correct. Like it did earlier. Ninjas require profane language. The fuck are you doing next to the ocean, ninja clan? Fuck you and your wind scroll I have to pay for. I DID A WHOLE MISSION AND CAN'T BECOME A WIND--Auggggggggggh Dragon Fable was a great game = u = <br />
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    Trollz were pretty popular when I was in fourth grade. I didn't get my stationary password until like 2010, so there's no way I can log onto any of these things anymore. Like....God I'm getting old, it was a game I couldn't live without. OurWorld! There it is! It was one of those websites that was totally appropriate and yet still required your parent's email address. That site is the only reason I memorized my mom's email. It was like an rpg, but with no fighting. It was like mini quests and play games to buy clothes so you look amating and make the noobs be like "Daaaaaaaaamn, where'd you get all that?" And you're like talk2hand "I'm sorry, I only talk to level 15s and over." Hehehe....I never hit level 15 t///u///t There was another little game like that that was do a quest, get items, level up called...like....Something Wood.....Dizzy Wood? Definitely called DizzyWood. It was beautiful man. It was the rated G version of Gaia. Which is actually what I turned to after my first hack XDD I don't suggest looking at it unless you seriously wanna run around completing missions on a child like scale but feeling at least like a younger teenager at best. It was a wonderful game, and totally well done and above Gaia only on the level of content. When it comes to renown and time wasting, we all know where we are right now. <br />
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    I'm stalling pretty hardcore ^^"<br />
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    Let me seriously think about who's left. There's Xanzi, Jester, Elmo....I guess the laughing red head goes next. <br />
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    ELMO<br />
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    I got/gave the name in eighth grade because of the pitch of a spontaneous laugh that I have sometimes. When someone said I laugh like Elmo, what else am I supposed to but name myself? So, when you're shaking hands with a short girl with braids, you get her name as Elmo, deal with it. Going to a middle school where 86% (not sure) was black/Haitian, and 14% was either Spanish or....other(not sure) I felt pretty damn proud I had black friends that called me by a weird debased nickname. Elmo was my Pooty. Pooty being that weird ass nickname that black guy with the wicked braids coming out of his head like a morning star's needle and his boxer at his belly button and his pants starting at his waist, but the illusion doesn't allow the means (that is so extremely stereotypical, but stereotypes come from somewhere, yeah?) Elmo in essence hasn't done anything outside of be my name on some social network (not gonna tell you creepos). I almost forgot about Ima!! <br />
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    ImaFairy is my baby girl. When I was 13, Gaia #3 MommyCookies had to have a playlist. It was totally necessary. So I made a Playlist and had 135 of just pure R N B. Well, there was the mix and match of songs I liked, but it was mainly R N B. Of course, though. There was Mullage, Cool Kids, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Sexy Snoop (the Snoop that only did rhythm and blues), Humpty and tthe Underground, commercial Ice Cube, Warren G and Nate Dogg, and Tech 9. I felt so behind when I found out about Tech 9!! EVERYONE HID THAT FUCKER FROM ME FOR NO REASON!! Anyway, Oh, and all those sparse and in between rappers that happened to catch my ear. I'm not gonna run through my whole list of favourite singers because moost of them are black guys, and the rest I can't always remember. That's why I go from 260 songs on my phone to 80. Believe, if you did math, you would know that's a big ass difference. I'm not a strict sex listener. I listen to other genres. As long as the song is about sex, it's got my attention though ^^" I mean, sometimes a song will slip through the cracks and have me screaming around my kitchen to the lyrics, or just totally breaking down in feels because of it (Kprytonite, Here Without You, fuck you Three Doors Down and your Naruto AMVS.) A Big Ass Rock isn't about sex, and I know all the words. A tooooooooooooooooon of N.E.R.D songs aren't about sex, but at least....7 are (knows all the words to at least 21-if there are that many) Those names earlier are names of men I listen to that AREN'T R&B. Those were my sprinkled in pieces of rap/hip hop that allowed me to have my headphones without being embarrassed. <br />
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    Besides being my music vixen, ImaFairy is my GC (google it) username. She was a crazy little fucker on there. If I've learned anything in this world, it's that men love being threatened, challenged, and teased. That or they hate all of those things unless a girl is doing it. A cute girl for that matter (ooh, I can't get too conceited *waves away hands before I start feeling myself*) Anyway, I don't really wanna go into what I pulled up from under the world chat of GC, but I can proudly say I was a happy distraction. Ima had no problem swooping in to save the innocence of my friend when you know, I only got further corrupted and blackened in that purple goo I consider to be......hmm....louhka. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THE INTERNET TOLD ME I DIDN'T SPELL LOUHKA WRONG!?!?!?!?!?! Ohp, now it counts, it can't escape notice in caps XDDDD Not the point. I was the savior and preserver of a friend with Ima. She took all that mreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh<br />
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