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  • Artist Info: WARNING: Having me as a friend will have you exposed to things like explosions, hysterical laughter, torture chambers, chocolate rain, FBI, schools for mad science, ancient Greece, Space trips, cookies and all snacks that are good, pyros, turtles, creatures unknown to human-kind, asylums, shapeshifters, insanity, Hetalia, conspiracies, CIA, giant mallets with metal death spikes, Death himself, etc. So think twice before having your boring life's guts cut and your soul plucked out And sold. mrgreen But when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see life manager! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS. Do you know who I am?! I'm the one whose gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS. I'm gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! scream
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