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  • Artist Info: <awesome> Hm. Well, my name is Makani. <br />
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    I know it's small but there's a reason for that... means you can see it less. <br />
    I live in Chicago, but I move around a lot. I'm so in love right now<3 I'm generally an overly kind hearted person.. so much so that I put everyone and I mean EVERYONE before myself. Anyway...After I eat food I wipe my mouth with all the left over napkins. I eat vegan foods but I'm not vegan just vegetarian... I love leather pants =^.<=. I stand in the shower until the water turns cold. I make faces at myself in mirrors. I never tie my shoes. Every time I pull back curtains I yell, "...AND THEN THERE WAS LIGHT!" I wear like 9 layers of clothes all the time, shirts, sweaters, hoodies, jackets..ect. I'll doodle on anything you leave at my house. I throw food. I make faces at kids who look at me too long. I fucking hate birds! I am mostly friends with girls. I enjoy the frustrating creation of music. I have a rather keen eye for true beauty. I'm the outcast in every group. I love quiet but well spoken people. I also love loud people so it's an even thing. I love short moments of passion (not sex). I love people who obsess over little things that no one else understands... I do. I love the feeling you get when someone you adore admires you for a minute. I also like the simple joys that we are all too shy to say. <br />
    Gah! fuck this I'll just do it this way... <br />
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    100 things you should know, but probably don't care about. <br />
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    01. I like when I wake up and the sun is still shining. <br />
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    02. I hate when I wake up and it isn't. <br />
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    03. Sometimes I smoke just because I'm too lazy to eat. <br />
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    04. I get stoked on stupid shit. <br />
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    05. I never truly finish anything I start. <br />
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    06. I never live up to how cool people think I am. <br />
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    07. I really do talk to a stuffed penguin named Steve. <br />
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    08. My hair is only cool looking for 10 minutes after I leave my house. <br />
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    09. I have social anxiety disorder, so much so that I never go out. <br />
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    10. I wear the same 3 pairs of pants all the time. <br />
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    11. I am a very, very picky eater. <br />
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    12. I fall asleep only on my right side. <br />
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    13. I buy Cd's even though I don't listen to them, they are for display purposes only, no one looks at them. <br />
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    14. I am a boring guy, who looks exciting, but knows he isn't. <br />
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    15. I smell really good all the time though. <br />
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    16. I say "bless you" when animals sneeze. <br />
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    17. I mumble 90% of the time that I talk. <br />
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    18. I make up percentages that are bullshit all the time to look like I know what I'm saying. <br />
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    19. I only want to do things right after I wake up and get bummed when there is nothing to do. <br />
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    20. I had a turtle named Ray after the Lemonheads song 'it's a shame about Ray' <br />
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    21. I had 2 hamsters, Iggy and Lemmy at the age of 10, I don't like hamsters. <br />
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    22. All dads hate me sooner or later, all moms love me. <br />
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    23. I miss making mixed tapes... Cd's just aren't the same. <br />
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    24. I’m allergic to everything. <br />
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    25. I’m a retard when it comes to math. <br />
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    26. I am good at saving money, until I spend the first dollar. <br />
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    27. I’m pretty sure I’ll die before I’m 27 years old, so is everyone around me. <br />
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    28. I meet new people, then they never hang out with me again. <br />
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    29. I am bad at meeting new people. <br />
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    30. I always say, "Hi, I'm Makani, I'm an idiot." Ask anyone. <br />
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    31. Most of the time I'm sick, or lie and say that to not have to do something I don't want to. <br />
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    32. My days are longer than 24 hours. 32 at least. <br />
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    33. I have a cell phone but never answer it because phones scare me. <br />
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    34. My phones message is a squeak because I couldn’t think of anything else. <br />
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    35. I want to be a muse to someone and teach them something important. <br />
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    36. When I like a song I'll listen to it a million times, then never again. <br />
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    37. I play the violin/guitar in total 2-3-4 hours a day. <br />
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    38. When I like a song, I have to learn it or it bugs me. <br />
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    39. I got the tattoo on my right arm as a theme to go with the left, not because of HIM. <br />
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    40. I don't like HIM that much. <br />
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    41. I have perfect vision, but bad hearing. <br />
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    42. Hoodies are to be worn 24/7 <br />
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    43. Most my clothes are borrowed, or stolen from Friends. <br />
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    44. I get along better with girls than guys. <br />
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    45. I used to own a 9mm that I slept with, in arms length every night. <br />
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    46. I am a good cook, to me, I have no idea what others think. <br />
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    47. Everyone personally that I know, thinks I never care about anything. <br />
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    48. I do, but am good at acting like I don't. <br />
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    49. I’m gay. <br />
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    50. I really like eating things I’m not supposed to. <br />
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    51. I hate Paris Hilton because she is an average girl with money, hence: fame. <br />
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    52. I looked into buying a real penguin once. <br />
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    53. I am nice to most people on the Internet and an ass in real life. <br />
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    54. I am too skinny and tall to even wear girls pants. <br />
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    55. I have yahoo but I’m never on it, I just check my mail with it. <br />
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    56. My favorite possession is Steve. <br />
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    57. I hate drinking, but when I do, only Vodka. <br />
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    58. I get annoyed at everything when I feel ugly. <br />
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    59. I hate Myspace and Facebook. <br />
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    60. I think that myspace "Stars" are fucking stupid. Most do nothing. <br />
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    61. I watch the same movies all the time and never get sick of them. <br />
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    62. I say my favorite movie is: Gangs of New York <br />
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    63. My actual favorite movie is: Serendipity <br />
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    64. I don't care about politics at all. <br />
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    65. I never got into sports. <br />
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    66. I am a dork at heart. <br />
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    67. Orange juice is my favorite drink ever. <br />
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    68. I am afraid of airplanes, badly. <br />
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    69. My first "kiss" was at a church lock-in at 12yo, it sucked. <br />
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    70. I love cars and anything to do with them, but you'd never think it. <br />
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    71. I only really eat once a day, I have no idea why. <br />
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    72. I am bad with names and remembering people. <br />
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    73. I always think last year was better every year. <br />
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    74. I was born on April 24th <br />
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    75. I hate fixing things. <br />
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    76. I love to learn useless things & facts, everyone asks me everything all the time. <br />
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    77. When something goes wrong everyone looks to me like I did it. <br />
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    78. I draw and paint. <br />
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    79. I love to answer pointless questions. <br />
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    80. I am an amazing skateboarder, but I quit because it became "too cool" <br />
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    81. I try things even though I know I suck at them. <br />
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    82. I am horrible at just about everything that takes patience and precision, but don't care. <br />
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    83. I have never "slept around" I have only had relationships. <br />
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    84. I am a germaphobe, hence number 83. I once wore rubber gloves everyday for a few months. <br />
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    85. I never use soap in the shower, just girl body wash. No idea why?.. other than I'm a complete sissy. <br />
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    86. I wear Versace Dreamer Cologne almost everyday, it's the only one I like. <br />
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    87. I have to wear eyeliner all the time now, because I feel like I look funny without it. <br />
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    88. I always wanted a beard, like Jim Morrison, I still do. <br />
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    89. My favorite number is 42.... This explains it. <br />
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    90. I feel like everyone lurks all over everything I do, when they don't. <br />
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    91. My best friends Neara and Maryssa are about the only ones who can make me laugh alot. <br />
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    92. I play video games when I am depressed. <br />
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    93. I need to have "Makani alone time" or I go crazy when people are around me 24/7. <br />
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    94. The sound of music boxes is my favorite. =) <br />
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    95. I never get good sleep because I have sleep apnea/paralysis. <br />
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    96. I try to make everyone happy, even though I never seem to help, just make things worse. <br />
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    97. I use the "<3" thing too freely... but they are usually followed up with something mean. <br />
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    98. I have asthma. =>.<= <br />
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    99. No 100, you only get 99. Refer to number 5 <br />
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    yes... i brought the list back lol <br />
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    lol<br />
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    Me being all lame a while back.</awesome>
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