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  • Artist Info: Things about me, huh? Well the first thing you should know, is:<br />
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    I'm sertifiably insane.<br />
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    ...Meh, you could use those terms. But I like to say...A very free person.<br />
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    Eh, well, thats not entirely true. Just ask any of my friends, and they'll give the run down.<br />
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    Well, heres a a few things that I picked up. And remember, I'm the best friend. &gt;;D<br />
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    True Friend: Would kneel down and help you up if you fell. <br />
    Best Friend: Would walk past you saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"<br />
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    True Friend: Would stay by the pool with you at that time of the month.<br />
    Best Friend: Would throw a tampon at you, then push you in. (So me)<br />
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    True Friend: Would bail you out of jail. <br />
    Best Friend: Would be sitting NEXT to you in that cell, nodding and saying, "That was sure hell of a party....once your brother comes to bail us out of this hell hole, HOLY MO FO LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!"<br />
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    True Friend: Would comfort you when he rejects you.<br />
    Best Friend: Would walk up to the sorry ass and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"<br />
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    True Friend: Would be there for you when he dumps you.<br />
    Best Friend: Would call him, whispering, "Seven days......"<br />
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    True Friend: Would help you when you're crying.<br />
    Best Friend: Has a shovel ready to bury the sorry dead assed carcass who made you cry.<br />
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    True Friend: Would offer to buy you a soda. <br />
    Best Friend: Would take your's, drink some, then pour it on your head, running away saying, "Take that, bitcherella!!!"<br />
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    True Friend: Would give you an umbrella if a freak storm starts.<br />
    Best Friend: Would takes your's and yells, "Run bitch run!!"<br />
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    True Friend: Would know too many things about you.<br />
    Best Friend: Could write a very embarrasing biography on the story of your life.<br />
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    AND REMEMBER THIS:<br />
    You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh<br />
    You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle and a boat, and save your sorry ass.
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