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  • Artist Info: The Girl Who Stunned Agent Bob<br />
    One ordinnary day on the bus, one girl dared to ask out Agent Bob. As the bus slowly haulted at her stop. Something she said will change our lives for ever. As she stepped off she paused and spoke the words, "Hey, Agent Bob, will you go out with me?" It seemed as if the entire world had frozen, even the normally loud bus was silent. As everyone stares at her, she steps off, Agent Bobs eyes follow her off but his head remains still. Many moments later, Agent Bob is the first to speak, "Whoa." The only way to describe Agent Bobs face was that, he looked high and clueless. Polar Bear and OJ jump saying, "That was cold, man." After everyone starts up talking about it you here Agent Bob, "Oh My God." It seemed as though he could not get it out of his mind she did that. The outside world was still silent to me as it obviously was Agent Bob. As, Agent Bob stepped off the bus to his friend waiting at the stop, Suz, his expression did not change. I was so, proud she finally spread her wings and flew.<br />
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    "My Girlfriend's a dick magnet My Girlfriend's got a have it<br />
    She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll<br />
    Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.<br />
    Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.<br />
    Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.<br />
    No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's<br />
    Comin' back to my place tonight! <br />
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    (chorus)<br />
    She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat<br />
    She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth<br />
    I like to strip her down she's mine until the end<br />
    You know what she is, no doubt about it<br />
    She's a bad, bad girlfriend! <br />
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    Red thong, Party's on, Love this song, sing along.<br />
    Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home<br />
    No one really knows if she's drunk or is she's stoned<br />
    But she's coming back to my place tonight. I say<br />
    No one really knows just how far she's gonna go, <br />
    But I'm gonna find out later tonight.<br />
    (chorus)<br />
    Doesn't take her long to make things right.<br />
    But does it make her wrong to<br />
    Have the time of her life. the time of her life<br />
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    (My girlfriend's a dick magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it)<br />
    (chorus)<br />
    She's a gold digger now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger.<br />
    Futures finished, there it went, savings gone, <br />
    The money spent<br />
    (chorus)<br />
    I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly, <br />
    Man she's hot and fixed to be, the future<br />
    Ex-Miss Connolly! <br />
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    She's a bad,bad girlfriend.(x2)"<br />
    Bad Girlfriend, <br />
    Theory of a Deadman<br />
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