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  • Artist Info: So... You want to know about how I became the Clown Prince of Crime, do you? The Ace of Knaves? The Harlequin of Hate? You wish to know how I became the Joker? Very well...<br />
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    There was once a comedian who, for the life of him, couldn't get an audience to laugh. This guy... Oh, you've heard that one before? All right, then...<br />
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    There was once this guy, who was a hitman for the mob. He was so good at it that... Oh, wait, no, got to keep the parental rating down for the kiddies...<br />
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    Oh, I know! This one's a favorite! There was once this two-bit criminal trying to make a name for himself, going by the name of the Red Hood. He was on his way to the Ace Chemical plant. He was going to steal the payroll.<br />
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    Whichever story you want, it ends up nearly the same. The man in question fall into a vat of chemicals, and is washed out into the local reservoir a changed man. The whole vat ordeal, plus the disfigurement that resulted from it, completely snapped him! He went deedly-deedly-deedly LOOPY!<br />
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    Does that answer your question? No? Well, the truth is, I had this REALLY bad day once. I don't recall exactly what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes i remember it another. If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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