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  • Artist Info: Scholar?<br />
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    Gentleman?<br />
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    Half Norse; Half Roman demigod from that one time Juno got back at Zues by sleeping with Loki ?<br />
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    Someone who can't remember to take his medication?<br />
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    Valencrow is all of these things and perhaps less.<br />
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    Discovered in a smoking crater in the wilds of Siberia in 1908 the being know as Valencrow was officially deemed alive in the early 80's after proclaiming a deep belief in himself. AS we all know this was enough for the simple subhumans of that time to hail him as a brother and a friend.<br />
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    Armed with his trusty 3 Battle Poodle and a glass of Rum and Coke he ventured forth into the wild of the world to carve a niche for himself. 12 days later he would return and proclaim that Niche carved. Truly a leader among men, beasts, vegetables, and yes even minerals the mighty Crow of Valen had directed a band of beavers to build a dam that could be seen from space. He forced them to because Man was getting to cocky with that whole Great Wall crap. <br />
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    Today he can be found leading his army of woodland creatures to victory over mankind or learning at the foot of his master The Most Interesting Man in the World.
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