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Hey everybody, what are you reading THIS for? How bored are ya? =P <br />
Well, since you're still with me, I might as well divulge a few of the dirty little secrets of The_Sonic_the_Hedgehog that everyone is just clamoring to know. (Yeah, right. Arrogance is bliss).<br />
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And now . . . For the interview. <br />
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Me: So, you're a Sonic the Hedgehog cosplayer, am I right? <br />
Myself: You are.<br />
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Me: And you cosplay as none other than Sonic the Hedgehog, yeah?<br />
Myself: This is true. <br />
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Me: And you are aware that Sonic is BLUE, yes? And that your avatar currently has BLOND hair. <br />
Myself: I am also aware of this. You see, I am cosplaying as Super Sonic, but I haven't changed my name yet. Why haven't I? I am afraid I am far too lazy for that.<br />
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Me: Moving on, Sonic. There seems to be a fair amount of speculation concerning your sexual orientation.<br />
Myself: I have also heard about this.<br />
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Me: So, for the record. . . Are you gay, Sonic?<br />
Myself: Yes.<br />
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Me: Have you been gay long?<br />
Myself: All my life.<br />
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Me: Are you sure you're gay?<br />
Myself: Yes, I'm pretty darn sure that the feeling of body heat rising (amongst other things) that I feel when I see a particularly hot guy indicates I am attracted to the same sex.<br />
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Me: So, basically, you like other dudes?<br />
Myself: Umm .. .Yeah. That was redundant.<br />
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Me: So you like guys . .. <br />
Myself: I have a boyfriend. <br />
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Me: You have a boyfriend and you're gay.<br />
Myself: It's rather convenient.<br />
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Me: Will you ever stop being gay/is this a phase/do you crossdress?<br />
Myself: No. No. And that last one . . .Er. No comment.<br />
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Me: So, are you really blonde/green-eyed in real life like your avi?<br />
Myself: No. <br />
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Me: What are your real life colors?<br />
Myself: If I wanted the internet to know that, I'd have designed my avi to look like the real life me.<br />
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Me: Moving on. . . So, you're a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog?<br />
Myself: I think this is redundant. <br />
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Me: Moving on. How old are you?<br />
Myself: Fifteen. <br />
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Me: Have you been fifteen long?<br />
Myself: A while now.<br />
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Me: How much longer do you intend to stay fifteen? <br />
Myself: Until next summer.<br />
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Me: Moving on. So, Sonic, there is some speculation that you have a younger sister. <br />
Myself: I do. <br />
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Me: Is it Silent Vampyre, whom you often call your sister?<br />
Myself: Actually, I have a real life younger sister and a GAIA sister named Silent Vampyre (or, Bella). I just say "my younger sister" so I can see why people may assume they're the same person but, they're not. I don't even know where Silent Vampyre lives.<br />
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Me: Where do you live?<br />
Myself: I moved. I don't care. Space, maybe. I won't tell a soul besides the ones that already know.<br />
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Me: Is your real name Sonic?<br />
Myself: THat'd be convenient, yeah? Get born, be named Sonic and then grow up a fan of the guy. But, no . . . I do not have such luck. I was not christened The_Sonic_the_Hedgehog, that is simply a username.<br />
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Me: So, what's your real name?<br />
Myself: If you're so interested in that, I have reason to believe that you are not whom you say you are. Why do you care? I will never meet anyone I meet here, so it's completely irrelevant.<br />
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Me: Why so secretive?<br />
Myself: Have you ever seen my mother angry?<br />
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Me: Well, yes, you're talking to yourself. That means I'm you and we have the same mother.<br />
Myself: Gosh, I am bored. My mom doesn't want me to tell the world exactly where I hail from, who I am, etc., people. <br />
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Me: Getting back to the subject of you being gay, do you like every single person of the male persuasion?<br />
Myself: No. None of my male Gaia friends haven't anything to worry about, there is no reason to distance yourself from me. But, my real life male friends? Hmmm . . . I have a LOT of good-looking friends. Meow, baby.<br />
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Me: Why do you say that? "Meow, baby."<br />
Myself: I just shrugged. I don't know . . . It means I like what I'm lookin' at. Meow, baby.<br />
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Me: Any final notes?<br />
Myself: If I get asked "are you REALLY gay?" One more time . . .I swear to God . . . ! Someone's getting hurt. If I say "I'm gay" I freaking mean it. Rest assured. <br />
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Me: Is your boyfriend gay?<br />
Myself: He's bi.<br />
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Me: Does this irritate you?<br />
Myself: As long as he doesn't break up with me for my sister, we're good.<br />
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Me: Is your real life sister on Gaia?<br />
Myself: No. She's ten, man. <br />
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Me: Any last words?<br />
Myself: Don't I sound final? Any last words . . . I don't know . . . <br />
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Me: Well, who are you, The_Sonic_the_Hedgehog? Sum yourself up for the audience? <br />
Myself: I don't know. What you see is what you get . . . I'm just a guy that likes adventure. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! <br />
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AND NOW: An original song by none other than . . . Me! <br />
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"Roses After the Show"<br />
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Goodnight, sweetheart. Bury me under your rose<br />
Watch me fade like the limelight, say goodbye to the shows<br />
Tell me I'm worthless, because maybe I won't amount to this<br />
Now lay me down and bury me beneath your goodnight kiss<br />
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Goodnight <br />
Limelight <br />
Fades away<br />
Into yesterday<br />
Baby<br />
Maybe<br />
It won't hurt so much<br />
If I had your touch <br />
To comfort me <br />
Tonight <br />
<br />
And when I awaken, will we paint the town red?<br />
With the blood from our wrists just like the rest of the kids?<br />
Good morning, sweetheart. Lift me out of the dirt <br />
Brush me off, kiss my wounds, so maybe they won't hurt.<br />
<br />
Goodnight <br />
Limelight <br />
Fades away<br />
Into yesterday<br />
Baby<br />
Maybe<br />
It won't hurt so much<br />
If I had your touch <br />
To comfort me <br />
Tonight <br />
<br />
Tell me I'm your everything, because ignorance is bliss<br />
And when you tell me goodbye for the last time, let us part with a kiss<br />
Because then it won't be so hard to say goodbye<br />
And maybe I won't shed a tear as the limelight dies<br />
Goodnight, sweetheart. Thank you for the rose<br />
Watch me fade from the stage. Hope you enjoyed the shows. <br />
<br />
Goodnight <br />
Limelight <br />
Fades away<br />
Into yesterday<br />
Baby<br />
Maybe<br />
It won't hurt so much<br />
If I had your touch <br />
To comfort me <br />
Tonight <br />
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