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    Well hello there little one. Seems you're lost and have stumbled upon my profile. Let me assure you that you have almost nothing to fear by being here, other than my powerful insanity, but that's another story for another time. Now let me tell you a little about myself for those that care to know, and for those that don't, I shall remain a mystery to you forevermore... <br />
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    I aspire to be a chef, for I love to cook. The prospect of a new recipe, or a challenging yet pleasant evening in the kitchen excites me.<br />
    Yes, I am a Christian. I don't go around shoving God down your throat, and I expect you to not come about complaining, trashing my God or my beliefs, or trying to shove your religious viewpoints, or lack thereof, down my throat. <br />
    I am a fairly talented actor, or so I have been told. I took two years of Drama with Drill Sergeant Harbin. <br />
    I love my close friends until the end of time, and do my best to be a good true friend, but I do know when I'm being used, in which case, you'll be cast out of my life.<br />
    I love the prospect of battle. Particularly combat with weapons of old, such as swords, bows, and battle fans. I am working on expanding my modest collection, and training myself in the use of every single one of them, as well as various hand to hand fighting styles. <br />
    I, unlike so many men out there, aspire to be the best boyfriend/husband/father I can one day. I believe in the code of chivalry, as well as true love and romance. I am also a poet in my spare time, and if you ask politely, I may show you some of my work. <br />
    I prefer the peaceful, simple life. A good meal in my stomach, a song in my heart, and a cup of good tea in my hand makes for the perfect day for me.<br />
    My friends consider me very wise for a man that has lived only two decades on this earth, and often come to me for advice and wisdom about life and it's various struggles.<br />
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    Now, moving on, you shall learn a bit about what makes my world go round. I have compiled a list to make it simpler for you to keep up. It begins as follows...<br />
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    Things that are good about this world:<br />
    My God<br />
    My girl<br />
    Druid wisdom<br />
    Tea, in all its' many beautiful forms<br />
    Philosophy<br />
    My friends<br />
    David Bowie<br />
    Patience and understanding for other's differences<br />
    Comedy (e.g. Monty Python & etc.)<br />
    Swords<br />
    Poetry, good stories, riddles, and music<br />
    Good movies (e.g. Godfather & etc)<br />
    Liberty<br />
    Books and knowledge<br />
    True insanity<br />
    Nature, in all its' beauty<br />
    Good food<br />
    Meditation<br />
    Ancient history and fantasy<br />
    Mythology<br />
    Video games<br />
    The ability to choose<br />
    Tim Burton's genious<br />
    Eccentricity and individuality<br />
    Vampires<br />
    And love...<br />
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    Things that are not so good:<br />
    Internet slang<br />
    Bad people<br />
    Closed minded people<br />
    Self righteous fools<br />
    Ignorant biases<br />
    Racism<br />
    Drugs<br />
    Nuclear weapons<br />
    Mindless destruction of nature and all it's beauty<br />
    Quiche<br />
    Hitler's style of dress<br />
    Sexual predators<br />
    Religious intolerance<br />
    Basically any form of intolerance for other people<br />
    Badly made hot sauce<br />
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    Now you have begun to see the tip of the iceberg, but rest assured, you know next to nothing about me still. Life itself is a mystery as is every person that has lived in it and I'm no exception. Rest assured more is to come, perhaps... -bows before exiting- I bid you all good day and God bless...
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