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  • Artist Info: Well it really has been a while since I last updated my profile, hasn't it? A whole fifteen years one might even say. <br />
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    You might think that, in that span of time, I would learn how to talk about myself. Maybe introduce myself a little. Tell you a bit about me. Y'know, do the things one is supposed to do on a profile.<br />
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    Well you're fooling yourself if you actually think I've learnt anything. Who'd have thought that a dumb kid would've grown into a slightly less dumb adult?<br />
    I hear you mumbling "most of us knew you'd turn into an idiot..." Firstly, rude, but also secondly, quite right!<br />
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    I suppose I ought to at least try to talk about myself, shouldn't I? Yeah yeah I should. Let's do this.<br />
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    So who am I? What's changed in the last fifteen years? *What even am I?*<br />
    Garrison's the name. But you can kindly call me G. Or Gee. Or Garry. Or Sven. Or GiGi. Bonus points if you call me Typhoid Gary. I'll even let you pretend you thought up that nickname on your own.<br />
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    Music fan, wannabe poet, history geek (I am the embodiment of Guys Spend All Their Time Thinking About Rome meme), speaker of bad French and even worse German. An enthusiast for rhymes and attention. Probably not your new best friend but I can certainly hope.<br />
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    I, as of the typing of this humble little profile, am twenty nine years old. I think it's odd to have come back off and on in the span of my existence to this weird little site, but here I am yet again doing it anyway.
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